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Re: Three Reasons

Postby ValiantArcher » Jun 01, 2019 8:45 pm

1. Games don't bite.
2. You can put a game on a shelf and ignore it for years; monkeys, you can't.
3. Legal troubles are far less likely with aquiring games than with monkeys.

Three reasons why feet are better than tulip bulbs.
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Re: Three Reasons

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jun 02, 2019 12:12 am

1. You can tiptoe through the tulips with feet, but tulip bulbs need somewhere to be planted.
2. Feet get you everywhere, but tulip bulbs don't go anywhere.
3. You can plant tulip bulbs with feet, and wash them afterwards.

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Ryadian » Jun 12, 2019 12:16 pm

1. A bowl of hot soup tastes a lot better.
2. A didgeridoo can't do much to warm you up on a cold night.
3. I can make myself a bowl of hot soup for relatively little expense or effort. The same can't be said for a didgeridoo. ;))

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Re: Three Reasons

Postby Cleander » Jun 14, 2019 2:46 pm

1. A cracked mug is more easily replaced.
2. Ceilings don't come with catchy phrases or statements about my desperate need to consume coffee printed on them.
3. If a mug falls down, the worst thing it can do is hurt your foot and ruin your carpet. If the ceiling falls down, you're pretty much dead... so, yeah. Not fun. :-s

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