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How do pet animals always know when they are due to go to the vet?

Someone who wished to be invisible.....

Why can't you sneeze with your eyes open?

Because your eyes prefer not to see exactly what made you sneeze and where it landed.

Why do you find other mislaid items whilst looking for something needed at the moment?

Because green is the only colour to lure envious people away from what they already have.

Why when in an area where there has been a longstanding drought, does it rain in torrents when an important overseas visitor visits the worst affected area?

Because the important person's stupendous greatness sucks all the air out of the atmosphere, causing a low-pressure system leading to torrential downpours.
Why is one delay always followed by two more when you're in a hurry?

Because we need to practise crying.

What is the best way to give a pig a bath?

Very carefully!

Why are rainy day so nice to watch from a window?

Because to watch from any other place involves puddles, traffic jams, lost umbrellas and getting oneself horribly soaking wet in inappropriate sorts of clothes.

Why do we get hailstones in summer?

To remind us that it's not hot everywhere.

Why do colds seem to drag on indefinitely?

To keep short people from climbing trees.

Why do the stars come out at night?

Because they know the dark makes them twinkle brighter.

Where do snails come from?

Gardens.

What meal always makes you happy to have it?