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The toffee tree, of course.

What's the shortest bone in the human body?

The finger bones; they get worn down from so much typing.

Which animal is the most like a superhero?

Fruit bats, who hide in caves, hang around in our Central Business District, overhear shady doings in our Botanical Garden, and see to it that nobody else has a super car that is as clean as the one which carts them away, certainly do have a resemblance to a certain superhero.

Why do empty vessels make the most sound?

Because they're so tart, they make your voice raspy.

Why is sunlight yellow?

Because ultra-violet and infra-red rays of light are both filtered out of Roy G Biv's colour spectrum by our atmosphere when the Sun's light reaches Earth.

Why do newspaper reports often exaggerate the facts?

Sensationalist newspapers are actually regular, ordinary papers from an alternate, sensational world that have somehow found their way to our universe.

Why do zebras have stripes?

Because scientists just want to drive us all crazy from wanting one.

Why do chickens do the chicken dance?

Semolina pudding served up in a public hospital, meant to give the patient suffering digestive problems, a good reason to recover quickly and get out of there.

Why is a hospital without patients the best run sort of hospital?

When we're caught up on our housework enough that we have enough free time to invent new things.

Why aren't flying cars available to the general public yet?

Because you can't mark the air in lines, tell the drivers of air cars to keep to one side and not overtake, put up mandatory speed signs or warn of dangerous conditions ahead, like other cars.

Why is the traffic at its worst when people are running late for an appointment?

Because humans are actually nocturnal and we just haven't realized it yet.

Why can owls turn their heads almost all the way around?