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Wolvish ones!

How many peanuts in a jar of peanut butter?

None, it's all softened - apart from the odd crunchy bits.

How many days till Christmas?

From my posting this 19 days or 381 or 746 or 1222 or... you get the idea

What is snow?

The opposite of yes.

How do you take a perfect picture?

Get a perfect camera.

Is this a rhetorical question?

Possibly.

How do you make plum pudding?

Mixed fruit soaked overnight in brandy or whisky, combined with grated suet (though I prefer butter), sifted flour, eggs and brown sugar mixed up into a pudding basin, lined with greased greaseproof paper, covered and steamed for a couple of hours is the method I use.

Which King and Queen of England were portrayed in the nursery rhyme "Sing a song of Sixpence?

William and Mary.

What is the air speed velocity of a coconut-laden swallow?

It depends on if it's an European or African swallow. (I think?)

Why does the kookaburra laugh?

Because the galahs thought they could drive properly.

How did the kangaroo get to Florida?

They walked all the way there.

What could possibly go wrong?

Anything that can possibly go wrong will do so.

What is a peck of pickled peppers?

Peppers in a jar of water that have been pecked by a woodpecker.

What would you get if you mixed a poodle with a whale?



~Riella

A spot on the Jeremy Kyle show.

Why does everything taste like chicken?

During their first year at Hogwarts.

Why does the caged bird sing?