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Charles Edward Louis John Casimir Sylvester Severino Maria Stuart (1720-1788), commonly known as Bonnie Prince Charlie, because nobody could remember all his names.

How many pretenders were there in English history?

Every student who was secretly reading comics behind their textbook.

How many eyes does a dragonfly have?

as many as it needs

Why do cats climb trees?

Because they want a birds-eye view of their surroundings.

Why did the King of Spain's daughter come visiting?

Because she likes to hang out with fellow Narnia fans.

Why do fools fall in love?

Because time flies when it knows you have a lot of work to do!

Why do we use leaf blowers?

Because sometimes there are too many leaves or people are too lazy to use a rake.

What's the moon made of?

Cheese!!

Pick one: a year's supply of pizza (whichever flavours you want) or pie (whatever filling you want)?

Definitely pie, because I don't even like pizza.

How many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

More than a peck.

What is a good motto for life?

"Respond, don't react."

A spoonful of what makes the medicine go down?

a spoonful of anything that tastes a lot better than the medicine did

Why did the bookcase collaps?

Because there were too many books on it, of course.

What can't you get with a gun?

A care-free life.

How does one avoid getting trapped by groundhog day?

Avoid Pennsylvania.

What occasions are cause for celebration?