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Because all the squash-yellow and the Blåbär-blue boats were unavailable.

Why would you go ask the four winds for news?

Because the winds hear everything as they travel across the world.

Why do dogs try to catch their tails?

Because they don't realise it's attached to the rest of them.

What do seas see?

Blind Freddie said that the seas see seesaws as he picked up a saw and saw the waves seesawing.

What is the relationship between myths and moths?

A myth is a female moth:
http://www.snopes.com/humor/lists/student.asp

Doctor Who?

King_Erlian wrote:A myth is a female moth:

Good one, King_Erlian! (I didn't read the whole link you posted - way too long for me - but I think I get the idea of what it's about: student bloopers. Quite amusing! )

And my answer to your question, "Doctor Who?", is this:
No, Doctor What! (This conversation reminds me of A Wrinkle in Time. )

And finally, my question: Why do we drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?

For the same reasons why we lade a ship with cargo and send a shipment of items inside a car.

Why did the bear climb up the mountain?

He was ready to find a cave and hibernate.

Why do some people whistle while they work?

Workers whistle so that even Blind Freddy can see that they are happily working their little hearts out at what they are supposed to be doing.

Why exactly does Blind Freddy's opinion matter so much?

Because Blind Freddy has just as much right to have his opinion heard as anyone else.

Can you put a can of pop/soda in the freezer without it freezing?

If you don't leave it there for too long...

Why do wolves howl?

Because they don't know the words.

How many roads must a man walk down?

All of those roads not on a bus route.

How do army ducks paddle in the harbour?

In very straight formation.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the moon wouldn't jump out of its way.

Where is the biggest pair of shoes found?

Next to the sign proclaiming them to be the biggest pair of shoes.

Who was the Young Pretender?