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Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 23, 2013 8:05 pm
by waggawerewolf27
Whites of eggs fluffed up are essential for delicious meringues, crisp pavlovas with fluffy insides, macarons, interesting omelettes and Royal icing.

Why do telemarketers all ring up at dinner time or when you are expecting an urgent phone call?

Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 24, 2013 11:25 am
by Ryadian
It's one of two reasons. 1) They know that you're waiting for an important call (and therefore will pick up the phone.) and/or you're eating dinner (and therefore at home), so they can lure you in. 2) They're calling so constantly that they're bound to call when it's inconvenient.

What is the best method for getting rid of telemarketer calls? :P

Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 24, 2013 1:20 pm
by Meltintalle
Getting rid of your phone and doing all communication via carrier pigeon. :p

How far is it from the East to the West?

Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 24, 2013 3:01 pm
by Varnafinde
A day's journey.

How long is a piece of string?

Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 25, 2013 4:45 am
by King_Erlian
Twice as long as half its length.

How much is that doggie in the window?

Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 25, 2013 9:51 am
by Aslanisthebest
I don't know, but I hope that that doggie's for sale. (I do not know where this is from, but I heard this song at a burger restaurant, where I'm usually accustomed tohearing rock, amd I got such a good laugh at the song that it is stuck with me forever.)

Where is my hairbrush?

Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 25, 2013 10:42 am
by Varnafinde
It's either "where you last left it" or "wherever it walked away to after you left it alone".

How do you open a coconut?

Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 25, 2013 11:47 am
by Nellie of Narnia
By cracking it on your head seven times. ;)) Ouch!

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 25, 2013 6:11 pm
by UltimateSchweetWarrior
Because "abbreviation" sounds much better than "zlork".

Why are peanuts called that if they aren't nuts?

Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 26, 2013 9:00 pm
by waggawerewolf27
Because almonds, cashews, pecans and macadamias, all of which are certifiably nutty, are more expensive and harder to get than peanuts.

Why does the financial year end on 30th June and not 31st December?

Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 29, 2013 12:13 pm
by Meltintalle
Because then you don't end with the expenses of Christmas and New Years.

Why did Lucy Locket lose her pocket?

Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 31, 2013 7:57 am
by Pattertwigs Pal
My guess is she didn't tie the ribbon tight enough.

Why would a cat "yell" at its toy?

Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 31, 2013 2:07 pm
by UltimateSchweetWarrior
Because it's toy insulted it.

Why did Jack jump over a candle stick?

Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 31, 2013 7:42 pm
by Varnafinde
To get to the other side.

Why did he go down the hill?

Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

PostPosted: Jul 31, 2013 8:59 pm
by Aravanna
It was a particularly wet and slick morning, and Jill was a particularly malicious friend who enjoyed the pain of others, at least she slipped too while in the act.

What's the easiest way to win the loyalty of a nation?

Re: The Unknown Revealed! 2PP

PostPosted: Aug 01, 2013 4:05 pm
by waggawerewolf27
"Panem et circusenses", according to Juvenal. That is to say, food and entertainment for the masses to keep them content.

Why did the Owl and the Pussycat choose a pea-green boat to go to sea in?