The Unknown Revealed!
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Brief as possible superhero-style outfits made out of what is left of recycled single-use plastic bag materials.
How do pet animals always know when they are due to go to the vet?
How do pet animals always know when they are due to go to the vet?
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!
Secretly, they understand every word we say, they just pretend they can't so that we go easier on them.
Who invented Hide & Go Seek?
Who invented Hide & Go Seek?
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Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Someone who wished to be invisible.....
Why can't you sneeze with your eyes open?
Why can't you sneeze with your eyes open?
NW sister - wild rose ~ NW big sis - ramagut
Born in the water
Take quick to the trees
I want all that You are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EADBC57vKfQ
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Liberty Hoffman - Libby the Epic; sub in the WC
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Because your eyes prefer not to see exactly what made you sneeze and where it landed.
Why do you find other mislaid items whilst looking for something needed at the moment?
Why do you find other mislaid items whilst looking for something needed at the moment?
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!
Because they're only hiding from you when you're looking for them.
Why is grass green?
Why is grass green?
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Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Because green is the only colour to lure envious people away from what they already have.
Why when in an area where there has been a longstanding drought, does it rain in torrents when an important overseas visitor visits the worst affected area?
Why when in an area where there has been a longstanding drought, does it rain in torrents when an important overseas visitor visits the worst affected area?
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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Because the important person's stupendous greatness sucks all the air out of the atmosphere, causing a low-pressure system leading to torrential downpours.
Why is one delay always followed by two more when you're in a hurry?
Why is one delay always followed by two more when you're in a hurry?
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Co-founder of the newly restored Edmund Club! Find it on the Talk About Narnia Forum!
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Co-founder of the newly restored Edmund Club! Find it on the Talk About Narnia Forum!
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Cleander - Posts: 805
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Because you're secretly in a cartoon and it's not funny if you're only delayed once.
Why do we like sad stories?
Why do we like sad stories?
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Because we need to practise crying.
What is the best way to give a pig a bath?
What is the best way to give a pig a bath?
“Not all of us can choose what we give up. The things we love are taken or are never ours at all. If we’re lucky, life is defined not by what we let go, but what we let in: friendship and kind words, frailty and hope.”
From 'Call The Midwife', S9 Ep2
From 'Call The Midwife', S9 Ep2
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coracle - NarniaWeb's Auntie
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!
Very carefully!
Why are rainy day so nice to watch from a window?
Why are rainy day so nice to watch from a window?
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Some days you just make soup.
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ValiantArcher - BC Head and G&B Mod
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Because to watch from any other place involves puddles, traffic jams, lost umbrellas and getting oneself horribly soaking wet in inappropriate sorts of clothes.
Why do we get hailstones in summer?
Why do we get hailstones in summer?
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!
To remind us that it's not hot everywhere.
Why do colds seem to drag on indefinitely?
Why do colds seem to drag on indefinitely?
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Some days you just make soup.
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ValiantArcher - BC Head and G&B Mod
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!
To make you better appreciate the times you're healthy.
Why do tree branches only grow above a certain height?
Why do tree branches only grow above a certain height?
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!
To keep short people from climbing trees.
Why do the stars come out at night?
Why do the stars come out at night?
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Some days you just make soup.
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ValiantArcher - BC Head and G&B Mod
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!
Because they know the dark makes them twinkle brighter.
Where do snails come from?
Where do snails come from?
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Adeona - Thursday's Wayfaring Child
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!
Gardens.
What meal always makes you happy to have it?
What meal always makes you happy to have it?
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Some days you just make soup.
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ValiantArcher - BC Head and G&B Mod
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