The Unknown Revealed!

[ramagut]

Absolutely! And I would go anywhere!

What is the best way to bait a fishing pole?

[AstroWolfD]

With a cookie of course! Maybe chocolate cake....

Why does butter taste like butter?

[De_De]

Because it is made out of butter

Why do people play computer games?

[Dinode]

Because playing typewriter games is out of fashion.

Would you call the front window of a car on the moon a windshield?

[Ryadian]

Yes. After all, we still call movies "films" even though they're digital these days.

Why does Charlie Brown keep trying to kick that football when he knows Lucy's just going to yank it away?

[AstroWolfD]

It's called being stubborn and rock headed.... I should know

Why didn't they ride the eagles to Mordor?

[Lady Courage]

Because then the story would be over too soon!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[7chronicles]

3 or 4 times its own weight!

Why is staying up late more fun then getting up early.

[Dinode]

Because it is colder in the morning.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with Superman?

[AstroWolfD]

The ULTIMATE American (or the punch line of a very bad joke, can't tell )

How can a soft drink have zero calories?

[Movie Aristotle]

Simple. If n = number of calories in the soft drink in integers and -1 < n < 1.

What would happen if I threw a teddy bear out the window?

[7chronicles]

It would come alive and grab the car door before the window rolled all the way back up, and jump back in the car.

What would happen if an elephant crashed into a pet shop that only sold mice?

[waggawerewolf27]

A very scared and probably injured elephant which hallucinates it is seeing giant kangaroos and so trashes the place.

What do you think would happen to you if you were living upside down?

[Narnian_Badger]

Then I would be living right-side up in my eyes.

Why do we love to ask why?

[7chronicles]

Because curiosity can get the better of us.

Why do you think the Chicken wanted to cross the road in the first place?

[Aslanisthebest]

The poor thing just wanted to get to the other side, for whatever reasons it knew best. Can we not be nice to our bird brothers and let poultry cross the road in peace?!

What was the best birthday of your life, if you are okay with sharing?