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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Narnian_Badger » Jul 01, 2014 5:23 pm

The toffee tree, of course. ;))

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 01, 2014 5:34 pm

The finger bones; they get worn down from so much typing. :P

Which animal is the most like a superhero?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 01, 2014 9:15 pm

Fruit bats, who hide in caves, hang around in our Central Business District, overhear shady doings in our Botanical Garden, and see to it that nobody else has a super car that is as clean as the one which carts them away, certainly do have a resemblance to a certain superhero.

Why do empty vessels make the most sound?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Ryadian » Jul 02, 2014 11:35 am

Because they have nothing inside of them to absorb all the sound they make.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 04, 2014 12:52 pm

Because they're so tart, they make your voice raspy. :P

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 04, 2014 4:12 pm

Because ultra-violet and infra-red rays of light are both filtered out of Roy G Biv's colour spectrum by our atmosphere when the Sun's light reaches Earth.

Why do newspaper reports often exaggerate the facts?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 06, 2014 11:19 pm

Sensationalist newspapers are actually regular, ordinary papers from an alternate, sensational world that have somehow found their way to our universe.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Ryadian » Jul 07, 2014 10:41 am

Because if they didn't, we'd find out if they were black with white stripes or white with black stripes! ;))

Why don't we have the technology to make teleporters yet? ;))
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 07, 2014 11:21 am

Because scientists just want to drive us all crazy from wanting one. ;))

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Ryadian » Jul 07, 2014 4:36 pm

Because they wanted to make sure no one called it the turkey dance. ;))

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 09, 2014 4:11 pm

Semolina pudding served up in a public hospital, meant to give the patient suffering digestive problems, a good reason to recover quickly and get out of there. :p :ymsick:

Why is a hospital without patients the best run sort of hospital?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Ryadian » Jul 10, 2014 11:04 am

Because without patients to complicate things, you can plan every day with the utmost regularity and never worry about silly things like "We have more patients than usual! We need more doctors!"

When will we invent self-cleaning houses? ;))
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 10, 2014 6:25 pm

When we're caught up on our housework enough that we have enough free time to invent new things. ;))

Why aren't flying cars available to the general public yet?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 11, 2014 5:13 am

Because you can't mark the air in lines, tell the drivers of air cars to keep to one side and not overtake, put up mandatory speed signs or warn of dangerous conditions ahead, like other cars.

Why is the traffic at its worst when people are running late for an appointment?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Ryadian » Jul 11, 2014 11:01 am

Because they're all running late for their appointments and all end up rushing to the same stretches of road, slowing things down for everyone else.

Why do we want to sleep when it's time to get up, and want to stay awake when it's time to go to bed?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jul 11, 2014 12:04 pm

Because humans are actually nocturnal and we just haven't realized it yet. :P

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