The Unknown Revealed!

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby QueenLucyTheValiant15 » May 06, 2018 8:35 pm

Because it seems like the right thing to do (and because everyone else does).

Why is it a requirement to go to school (when you are a child) when some days you learn practically nothing?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Valiant_Nymph » May 07, 2018 7:37 am

So that you are prepared for jobs where you have to go in and have nothing to do on some days.

Why do we cook food that takes a long to make when we eat it in minutes?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby JillPoleFriend » May 13, 2018 6:27 pm

Because cravings are hard to resist :P

Why do we make our beds when every night they get unmade anyways?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Valiant_Nymph » May 14, 2018 9:39 am

Because otherwise our mothers will be disappointed

What would happen if you suddenly grew wings?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby JillPoleFriend » May 14, 2018 2:10 pm

I'd fly instead driving in traffic!

Why do we sleep when it is dark?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Valiant_Nymph » May 14, 2018 4:36 pm

So that we can avoid meeting all the monsters that creep around in the dark :-s

Why do we drink out of straws?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby JillPoleFriend » May 14, 2018 7:16 pm

To look cool.

Why do we wear shoes with laces?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Valiant_Nymph » May 15, 2018 8:25 am

So we can learn the bunny poem on tying your shoe laces :)

Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby JillPoleFriend » May 15, 2018 10:23 am

To delight people with the unexpected

Why do we light candles on a birthday cake?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Valiant_Nymph » May 15, 2018 12:42 pm

So people can make fun of us when we can't blow them out in one breath

Why do we birds fly in a V formation
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Ryadian » May 16, 2018 9:29 am

They've always wanted to learn how to do skywriting, but unfortunately, "V" is the only letter they've figured out how to do.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Valiant_Nymph » May 16, 2018 2:40 pm

Because garbage cans feel taken advantage of, and avoid you

Why do drink soup when we are sick?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Adeona » May 31, 2018 3:43 pm

Because soup makes your cells happy and strong.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby ValiantArcher » May 31, 2018 5:50 pm

Because they like to play King of the Hill.

Why do shadows sometimes seem spooky?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jun 08, 2018 12:37 am

Because shadows remain attached to our bodies the same way spooky ideas are attached to our brains.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby coracle » Jun 09, 2018 1:41 pm

Because they have forgotten what food tasted like last time, and they want to find out.

What sort of clothing will be worn in 50 years?
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