The Unknown Revealed!

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Jan 23, 2016 12:44 pm

Because ideas are a bit passive aggressive that way—if you really thought they were the best, then of course you'd be able to remember them without recording them! They're trying to test us to see what we truly think of them. ;))

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby ValiantArcher » Feb 07, 2016 7:54 pm

Because it's carrying messages for wolves. (...I feel like I've answered this before? :-\ ;)))

Who lives on Drury Lane?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Ryadian » May 27, 2017 9:26 pm

The Muffin Man moved to Cheery Lane because too many confused his address with "Dreary Lane". Now the house is rented out to tourists who want to stay in the famous Muffin Man family home!

Why can you never get the same materials to fit when you pack them back into the box?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby ValiantArcher » May 27, 2017 9:36 pm

Entropy. ;)

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby ramagut » Apr 23, 2018 3:48 pm

With a barber's chair.

Why is time relative?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby ValiantArcher » Apr 23, 2018 5:46 pm

To allow you to savour certain times more than others!

Why is grass green?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby King_Erlian » Apr 24, 2018 5:19 am

Because it has very little life experience.

Why do you have to wait ages for a bus, and then three arrive all at once?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Apr 24, 2018 11:11 pm

Because one bus by itself gets lonely.

Why do we always run out of vital necessities on a holiday when the shops are shut?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby QueenLucyTheValiant15 » Apr 26, 2018 3:41 pm

You forgot about it until too late!

Why do you walk into a room and immediately forget what you set out to do?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Apr 26, 2018 11:44 pm

To remind myself of the Hereafter.

Why doesn't it rain when people carry umbrellas with them?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby QueenLucyTheValiant15 » Apr 27, 2018 6:15 am

Because rain is stubborn and refuses to come when it can't get someone who doesn't want to get wet. That's why you should always try to carry an umbrella, unless you live in an area with a drought.

Why do some people not like chocolate?(no offense to anyone who doesn't like it; I'm just wondering if someone can come up with a logical explanation.)
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby King_Erlian » Apr 30, 2018 2:08 am

Speaking for myself, I find that if I have more than a small amount of chocolate I start to feel sick. I do like the taste, though. Incidentally, did you know that chocolate is toxic to humans? You need to eat at least 10 kg (22 pounds) in one go for it to kill you, though.

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Ryadian » May 05, 2018 3:32 pm

Because they figure you already know about that, so why would they need to tell you about it?

Why does it always rain on a day you've planned to do an outdoor activity (like camping, moving, etc.)?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Valiant_Nymph » May 05, 2018 7:56 pm

It doesn't; you just notice those rainy days since you were hoping it wouldn't rain.

Why does your little toe itch when you are driving?
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby ramagut » May 06, 2018 4:45 pm

For the same reason your nose itches once you've put on gloves!

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Re: The Unknown Revealed!

Postby Valiant_Nymph » May 06, 2018 5:37 pm

Afternoons with tea and books :)

Why do we shake hand when we meet? (As Mr. Tumnus asks).
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