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You are currently trying to commit a crime, when you "meet" batman. You get arrested for trying to commit a crime, but you got what you wanted!

I wish I could extend the length of a game on NarniaWeb.

You get your wish, but the game drags on forever. Never ending. You also don't get any new games because the one game drags on forever.

I wish for a cookie.

It's a fortune cookie with a fortune that says, "Look out!" Then a pie hits you in the face.

I wish I could stay up late without paying for it the next day when I have to drag myself out of bed.

You stay awake for three weeks, then sleep for three weeks, and have to drag yourself out of bed after the three-week sleep.

I wish that NarniaWeb had more games running at once.

Narniaweb opens so many games that it slows the site down and there aren't even that many people to play them, so they never go anywhere.

I wish that I could become a famous designer.

You become a famous designer. . . for ants.

I wish that flowers could talk.

They talk, but they say the same thing over and over again. The only word they know how to say is "MOOOOOAAAAAAAAR!!!"

I wish that the talking flowers could no longer talk.

The talking flowers no longer talk... they scream instead!

I wish this heat wave would break.

It breaks, but because of an ice age.

I wish the Lions would win the competition.


~Riella

They win, but then they start acting proud and condescending, and the moderators finally have to banish them all from NarniaWeb for bad behavior.

I wish that I could become a famous author.

you get your wish, but now never have a moment peace with publishers bugging you all the time for new novels, your phone ringing 24/7 from fans, you inbox always full and you have no privacy because people want to come see you and get an aughtograph or interview from you

I wish I could fly to the moon

You will, but unfortunately said moon will be a model made out of blue cheese in a kindergarten class.

I wish I could get The Avengers DVD.

You can get it, but you have to wait three years because it gets lost in the mail

I wish I had some chickens

You get some but they are featherless and unfortunately lay no eggs.

I wish I could own a movie costume.

Someone sends you one, but when it arrives in the mail, you accidentally rip it while opening the package.

I wish I owned a fancy estate...

You own a fancy estate but it is in the middle of the swamp surrounded by alligators and is rumored to be haunted.

I wish I could own a pet fruit bat.