Corrupt A Wish

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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby NarnianMonkey » Jun 20, 2012 11:54 am

You get a particle accelerator that accelerates particles by %0.01!

I wish that people find this post funny (funny haha, not funny weird).
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Jun 20, 2012 12:35 pm

I find the post funny-haha, but reading the post melts my brain, and you end up getting charged with man-slaughter.

I wish water would boil more quickly.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby NarnianMonkey » Jun 20, 2012 3:13 pm

It boils so quick, the instant you turn the stove on, it boils so much, the bubbles spill out of the pan all over the floor. In 2 seconds, it gets so hot it catches on fire, and the burning water starts spilling out on the floor, and it catches your floor on fire, and everything else in your house, except for you.

I wish DiGoRyKiRkE's brain would un-melt so that he can come back to life and my charge of man-slaughter is gone.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby wolfloversk » Jun 20, 2012 3:54 pm

Dig's brain unmelts, but the mods punish you for killing him by banning you from G&B.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby Quinlin » Jun 20, 2012 6:09 pm

Poof! You're able to fly anywhere you want, but now you can't land on the ground anymore and are very soon left out of energy and starving! :-o

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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby Andriel » Jun 20, 2012 6:20 pm

you read all the books in the world but, after you read them, all of the "bad" things come to life and start attacking you!

I wish i had an unending bar of milk chocolate!
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Jun 20, 2012 6:52 pm

You have an unending bar of milk chocolate! You eat and eat and eat and eat and eat, but it never ends! Eventually, you die from glucose poisoning, but the chocolate continues to grow. Eventually the earth drowns in a giant wave of chocolate, and humanity goes extinct.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby Dinode » Jun 20, 2012 7:29 pm

You lose all sensations in your feet.

I wish I liked chocolate.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby NarnianMonkey » Jun 20, 2012 7:31 pm

You like chocolate, but now me and my brothers and sister stop liking chocolate (except for white chocolate, which you don't like anymore).

I wish that I could do any voice I want to do so that I can do perfect voice acting!
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby Quinlin » Jun 20, 2012 9:17 pm

You're able to master anyones voice, except you can never do the right one when you need it, and can never get your real voice back.

I wish I could own a whale!
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Jun 21, 2012 5:03 am

You can own a whale, but its diet is so immense that you go bankrupt trying to feed it. Eventually, you cannot feed it, it gets upset and decides to eat you.

I wish that my cell phone got better reception.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby NarnianMonkey » Jun 21, 2012 7:16 am

Your phone is now more popular by critics! :p So popular, in fact, that someone stole it!

I wish that I had a Android-powered device.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby SummerSnow » Jun 21, 2012 5:16 pm

You get one, but then it goes crazy and starts taking over.

I wish I had a staircase that goes nowhere.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby malkah » Jun 21, 2012 5:57 pm

Granted, but your home gets overrun by tourists who all want to see Nowhere.

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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby Aslanisthebest » Jun 21, 2012 6:36 pm

You can breathe underwater, but soon you can't breathe on land and are forced to live in the sea.

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Corrupt A Wish

Postby NarnianMonkey » Jun 21, 2012 7:38 pm

You're legs are gone, and you now have wings!

I wish I could think of something to wish for in the next post of mine on this game in advance. :p
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