Corrupt A Wish

[NarnianMonkey]

You are currently trying to commit a crime, when you "meet" batman. You get arrested for trying to commit a crime, but you got what you wanted!

I wish I could extend the length of a game on NarniaWeb.

[narnianerd]

You get your wish, but the game drags on forever. Never ending. You also don't get any new games because the one game drags on forever.

I wish for a cookie.

[Sparky]

It's a fortune cookie with a fortune that says, "Look out!" Then a pie hits you in the face.

I wish I could stay up late without paying for it the next day when I have to drag myself out of bed.

[NarnianMonkey]

You stay awake for three weeks, then sleep for three weeks, and have to drag yourself out of bed after the three-week sleep.

I wish that NarniaWeb had more games running at once.

[Quinlin]

Narniaweb opens so many games that it slows the site down and there aren't even that many people to play them, so they never go anywhere.

I wish that I could become a famous designer.

[DiGoRyKiRkE]

You become a famous designer. . . for ants.

I wish that flowers could talk.

[NarnianMonkey]

They talk, but they say the same thing over and over again. The only word they know how to say is "MOOOOOAAAAAAAAR!!!"

I wish that the talking flowers could no longer talk.

[TheGentleWarrior]

The talking flowers no longer talk... they scream instead!

I wish this heat wave would break.

[Ithilwen]

It breaks, but because of an ice age.

I wish the Lions would win the competition.


~Riella

[Varnafinde]

They win, but then they start acting proud and condescending, and the moderators finally have to banish them all from NarniaWeb for bad behavior.

I wish that I could become a famous author.

[wild rose]

you get your wish, but now never have a moment peace with publishers bugging you all the time for new novels, your phone ringing 24/7 from fans, you inbox always full and you have no privacy because people want to come see you and get an aughtograph or interview from you

I wish I could fly to the moon

[Narnian_Badger]

You will, but unfortunately said moon will be a model made out of blue cheese in a kindergarten class.

I wish I could get The Avengers DVD.

[wolfloversk]

You can get it, but you have to wait three years because it gets lost in the mail

I wish I had some chickens

[lover of narnia]

You get some but they are featherless and unfortunately lay no eggs.

I wish I could own a movie costume.

[AstroWolfD]

Someone sends you one, but when it arrives in the mail, you accidentally rip it while opening the package.

I wish I owned a fancy estate...

[7chronicles]

You own a fancy estate but it is in the middle of the swamp surrounded by alligators and is rumored to be haunted.

I wish I could own a pet fruit bat.