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Re: Excuses!

Postby Liberty Hoffman » May 24, 2012 8:42 am

I needed money... :P

you dumped me in the swimming pool and I didn't have time to take my cell phone out of my pocket and now it's ruined! how could you?
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Re: Excuses!

Postby NarnianMonkey » May 24, 2012 9:16 am

There was someone about to shoot you, and that was the only direction I could push you in before the person shot you. I saved your life! How expensive was your phone? If it was cheap enough, then I'll order you a replacement right away. If it was expensive, then, uh, well... I have owed so many people so many things, that I'm a little short on cash right now. I'll get you a replacement as soon as I can afford one, though.

You stole every banana tree in my backyard! And their bananas were SO yummy! Why? Why did you have to steal my banana trees? They're very cheap to buy right now (about $0.10 per tree), so why didn't you just buy one of those instead of stealing all of mine?
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Re: Excuses!

Postby Sparky » May 24, 2012 2:12 pm

Since they're so cheap, I knew you wouldn't mind buying more.

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Re: Excuses!

Postby NarnianMonkey » May 24, 2012 2:55 pm

Hey! How am I supposed to know that it's your mail if the name and address are mine? The mailman also delivered them to me, and it was junk mail! I only just realized the mailman put a sticker over the name and address to make it look like it was for me, so he is the one who should be in trouble. I'm suing the mailman for delivering me a different person's mail on purpose.

You incinerated my mailbox, my lawn, and my new banana trees!
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Re: Excuses!

Postby wolfloversk » May 24, 2012 7:17 pm

Sorry I just got a pet dragon... and she hasn't been fire-trained yet...

You blocked off my dragon's cave with a bunch of rocks! How am I going to feed her now?!
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Re: Excuses!

Postby Melian_Maia » May 24, 2012 8:00 pm

it was either be eaten by the dragon or block off the cave! I kinda like living, ya know! ;))

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Re: Excuses!

Postby wild rose » May 25, 2012 7:03 am

I made you a yummy vegetable salad, it's a lot healthier for you, but I knew you wouldn't eat it unless I took the pizza away. :)

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Re: Excuses!

Postby ramagut » May 25, 2012 9:48 am

I didn't think you would mind since you got a brand new one!

You locked me out of my house in the heat!
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Re: Excuses!

Postby NarnianMonkey » May 25, 2012 10:40 am

A giant monster broke into your house, so I was keeping it from escaping from your house while I'm using my plasma cannon to destroy it. I'll let you back in after I have teleported the monster into a black hole.

After I built myself a new house, you set up hundreds of death traps on my front porch and back yard to keep me from getting out! How am I supposed to leave now?
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Re: Excuses!

Postby Boy Scout » May 27, 2012 10:48 am

I am protecting you form evil ninjas who were about to burn you house to the ground. I don't think you would want that.

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Re: Excuses!

Postby NarnianMonkey » May 27, 2012 11:41 am

Hey! I'm your pet monkey, so how can I steal myself? Oh, right, I was kidnapped by one of my doppleganger's identical brothers, and then escaped 3 hours later.

You canceled my order for 10 banana trees that I've been awaiting the arrival of for weeks! And just when it was 15 minutes away!
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Re: Excuses!

Postby Shastafan » May 27, 2012 12:18 pm

First of all: Dude, you need to learn that there's other things in life than bananas (I'm not trying to be offensive, just making excuses ;) ). Second, you would understand the importance of saving the starving monkeys of Narnia after a villianous witch froze them all! You're so selfish... :p

You found my journal, and published a story I WROTE about a war between the lands of LOTR and Narnia as you own!!
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Re: Excuses!

Postby Dinode » May 27, 2012 7:08 pm

I had authors block.

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Re: Excuses!

Postby wild rose » May 28, 2012 6:02 am

I needed someone to practice on and you happened to be the first person I met

You flooded my room and then dumped a bunch of noodles into it!!!!
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Re: Excuses!

Postby NarnianMonkey » May 28, 2012 9:44 am

First, I had to use the noodles to lure a friendly noodle-loving stray cat out of your room, then I had to flood it to drown a evil monster that wanted to blow up your whole neighborhood.

You picked up Mount Everest, and then put it on my little toe!
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Re: Excuses!

Postby Liberty Hoffman » May 28, 2012 10:27 am

you must have dreamed it - I was trying to put a stack of books down and dropped them on your toe while you where asleep :P

you threw a ball through my bedroom window!!
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