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Maybe you are the one I ordered all of those bananas from that I didn't have time to give the money to before that person left. Not only that, but when I sent you a check to the return address shown on the package, the mail was returned to me saying the address didn't exist! Here, as a last resort, I'll give you the money through PayPal. I have not borrowed any money from anyone, so if you are saying that I borrowed money and didn't give you that much back, then it was my evil doppelganger.

You ate the bananas I just ordered, stole all of the bananas from my vault of them, and then broke a hole in the wall of my house!

Your allergic to bananas, and your wall was infested with banana juice.

You drew with lipstick all over my paintings.


~Riella

How was I supposed to know it was lipstick? I hardly ever wear the stuff! And besides, it was such a lovely shade of pink, I had to try it out. I didn't want to write on the walls so I used what was available. *shrugs*

You just wiped out the whole C-drive on my computer!

It was infected with a virus.

You just blew up my TARDIS.


~Riella

It was my evil doppleganger, not me! I'm currently hunting him down, please be patient.

After fixing my wall, you used a giant wrecking ball to destroy my whole house!

I'm sorry, I was just so hungry. I hadn't eaten in over 48 hours!

You spilled orange juice on my essay for class tomorrow.

It wasn't good enough to pass anyway.

You turned me into a cow.


~Riella

The price of hamburger has gone up

You dropped a piano on my head.

I was trying to knock some of those strange ideas out of your head.

You tied me to the Eiffel Tower.


~Riella

Well, thanks a lot for telling me how GREAT my gift to you of being in a movie where you need saving from the Eiffel Tower by a ulta-handsome spy!!

You gave me a piece of your mind!!

you asked for it!!

you stepped on my foot and didn't apologize!!

Would you rather I have let the black widow on it bite you?

You gave me moldy underwear as a graduation present!

Aha! I just found my evil doppleganger! Yeah, he tied me to a lamppost, walked in, and pretended to be me. Well, after that, I got myself unstuck, caught him in a net, and now he's been arrested for acts of evil. I'll give you my present. Now just to find my doppleganger's identical brothers who are also evil...

After Pattertwigs Pal kindly rebuilt my house (you said you were doing it so you could rebuild them, right?), you fried all of the electronics in my house!

I didn't know it was dangerous to plug them all into the same outlet via extension cord, at the same time!

You dipped all my chocolate cookies into pickle juice...


~Riella

I felt like a bit of sweet and sour today. Didn't know those were yours, sorry.

You trampled my daffodil flowers! I told you not to touch them!