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Since we have been closing some of the games that have been open for a long time, we decided that we should also open some new games!

It's time for some Excuses!

To play this game, person one posts a reason for an excuse. The next person then posts an excuse for it, and give another reason for an excuse.

EXAMPLE:
Person 1: You are late for band practice.

Person 2: My guitar broke and I needed to re-tune it.

You broke my vase.

Person 3: I was trying to recapture my pet mouse, Chuckles, because you're deathly afraid of mice, and your vase just got in the way.

You just stepped on my foot!

RULES:
1. No posting an excuse that you (or anyone else) have used before.
2. General Forum Rules Apply.

I'll start us off:

You scratched my favorite CD!

I'm an evil wizard. . . be thankful that's all I did

You stepped on my toe!

I was trying to kill a spider since you don't like them!


You killed my dog!

It got rabies the instant I saw it and started heading towards me (a rabid squirrel had just bit it).

You destroyed my super top-secret base where I store all of my bananas!

Well, you told me "I got no bananas," while at the same time you were holding a WHOLE BUNCH of bananas. I decided after I spied you for 20 years that I would get my revenge, hence the banana blob of a base you have now. By the way; do you have any bananas??

You discovered that my pet cat is actually a famous person cast under a spell, so you two married, and didn't tell me until I got a baby shower invitation!

She thought that you were the one that cast the spell in the first place.

You broke my antique porcelain vase, which was worth more than 2,000,000 dollars!

It was actually a robot made by a mad scientist, and it was saying something about killing you. Also, I paid for a real one and placed it where the old one was.

You stole my giant robot I was about to use to stop the mad scientist that made the "antique" porcelain vase!

I will remind you that we worked on the robot together so I didn't steal him, I was just using him to stop the mad scientist

You broke into my house and ate all the ice-cream!

I thought you were lactose intolerant.

You smacked me in the face!

I can't help it if your face got in the way of my hand!

You left my chocolate out in the sun and it melted!

I thought you wanted hot chocolate instead of a chocolate bar.

You didn't call me yesterday as you promised to!

I did, I just called to you by yelling out the window instead of using the phone!

You cut down all the trees in my yard!

They were infected with Emerald Ash Borers.

You injected me with experimental drugs that shrank me to 3 inches tall!!!

I'm sorry! You told me you wanted to be a hobbit, but the experimental drugs backfired and shrank you to 3 inches instead of 3 feet!

You ruined my favorite red scarf and left it in tatters!

I was bull-fighting and the bull got the better of the scarf!

You put a dent in my car!