Excuses!

[Aslanisthebest]

I thought you said we were reenacting The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe!

You took my glasses and dropped them in the Mariana Trench!

[wolfloversk]

Well, I was trying to figure out a way to get you to go on an underwater expedition with me

You killed the last dinosaur!

[wild rose]

it scared the living daylights out of me when it appeared out of nowhere, it was just protective insticnt, I thought it might sit on me and squish me so i fired before it decided to do just that

You threw all my cactus plants into the garbage!!!

[Mother Rose]

Because at night they turned into giant venus flytraps that tried to eat me.

You hid my shoes

[Boy Scout]

I was protecting them form the serial shoe stealer! Why do you think I have bare feet?

You slashed a hole in my tent!!

[Mother Rose]

i slashed a whole in your tent because you were running out of oxygen!!

I ate a whole bag of potato chips...

[DiGoRyKiRkE]

I guess you were hungry?

You poured gasoline all over my house, and then incinerated it.

[Mother Rose]

Your mortgage burning party kind of got out of hand. I guess I am a bit of a pyro. lol

You hung hard boiled eggs in all my trees... why?

[lover of narnia]

I heard this rare bird really enjoys eating hard boiled eggs and since I've always wanted a picture of it, and you have the most lovely trees, I thought I'd hang them there.

You took my book and then ripped the first page, that had the map on it, out!

[wolfloversk]

I thought it was a treasure map... you can come look with me if you wish

You killed my internet connection!

[wild rose]

Just trying to give you a taste of what I've been dealing with the past four months

You chopped up my closet and used it for firewood!!

[NarnianMonkey]

Your closet was actually a wood monster in disguise.

You turned my refrigerator into a oven!

[Liberty Hoffman]

well, you threw my lunch into the trash!!

you stepped on my cat!!

[wild rose]

hey, what was it doing at my house and in the first place?

You dyed my hair pink!!!!!

[TheGentleWarrior]

Roses are supposed to be pink! I thought you'd look lovely, and you do!

You drew all over my purple walls with a gian orange sharpie!

[Mother Rose]

That's because my neon green sharpie is all out of ink. You did'nt comment on the sheets of toliet paper that I also taped to your walls. Don't you think it is all pretty?


You went to the store and bought me a ten gallon bottle of motor oil...