Excuses!

[DiGoRyKiRkE]

You have a giant car the size of a blimp; I was only doing you a favour.

You dropped a 10,000 pound anvil on my head!

[ramagut]

You turned me into a shrew! So there!

You let me fall asleep in the sun, now I have a terrible sunburn!

[TheGentleWarrior]

I didn't want to wake you! Everyone knows what a temper you have when woken from your sleep.

You filled my riding boots with dirt and planted flowers in them!

[Pattertwigs Pal]

I ran out of pots. Your boots were right there so I used them. It also makes things look artistic.

You lied to me and told me your homework was done but it wasn't.

[NarnianMonkey]

Someone stole my homework as I was telling you I had finished, so I had to start over. How do I know someone stole my homework? You see, someone left a note that read:
"Someone stole the homework that was here.
BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
-<Signature too blurry to read>"
Need to see it? It's on my table, right where I said my finished homework was, under my attempt to start over. It's obviously not in my handwriting.

You stole my homework!

[Dinode]

I was just checking it for you.

You changed my password!

[Shastafan]

Seriously, who uses "softandfluffybunnies" as a password? If you ever want to live a long and happy life, you should be grateful that I changed your password to "superalphawolf1." Believe me, I saved your life.

You trapped my blankie into a cage surrounded by sharks, crocidiles, and shredders!

[NarnianMonkey]

Someone stole your blankie in the middle of the night and switched it out with a bomb that looks, feels, smells, and tastes like your blankie, so I was just protecting you.

You stole Shastafan's blankie, replaced it with a bomb, and made me have to go through all of the hard work of setting up a cage surrounded by sharks, crocodiles, and shredders!

[wild rose]

I was just trying to add some action to spice up your life a, think of all the great stories you'll be able to tell your grandkids

You wrote a bunch of nonsense in my notebook then submitted it as my English homewok essay

[Katana]

That teacher smothers children when she's impressed with them. She constantly wants to talk to people like you, i was saving you.

You ate my giant flying sentient pickle (joe )

[Dinode]

I had a disease that could only be cured by eating a giant flying pickle, I had no idea it was sentient!

You stuck my head in the toilet!

[DiGoRyKiRkE]

You were thirsty.

You poked me with a red hot poker.

[NarnianMonkey]

First off, it was red, but not hot. Second, you weren't moving, and just washed up on the shore of a beach.

You set my house on fire with me in it, and then blocked all ways of escape! I used a piece of the ceiling that had already fallen to break a wall and escape, but still! It's bad!

[AstroWolfD]

I'm a pyromaniac. I can't help it!

It's a hot day, you just drank my last icy-cold Coke!

[coracle]

Well you told me I could help myself...


You sent me an invitation to a party that was on LAST week!

[DiGoRyKiRkE]

I sent it out four months ago! Wretched postal service

You used your magic wand to transfigure me into a flower pot.