Excuses!
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Re: Excuses!
You have a giant car the size of a blimp; I was only doing you a favour.
You dropped a 10,000 pound anvil on my head!
You dropped a 10,000 pound anvil on my head!
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DiGoRyKiRkE - The Logical Ornithological Mod
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Re: Excuses!
You turned me into a shrew! So there!
You let me fall asleep in the sun, now I have a terrible sunburn!
You let me fall asleep in the sun, now I have a terrible sunburn!
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ramagut - Mumsie Mod
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I didn't want to wake you! Everyone knows what a temper you have when woken from your sleep.
You filled my riding boots with dirt and planted flowers in them!
You filled my riding boots with dirt and planted flowers in them!
Proud ballet dancer!
4/23/12 - First triple pirouette en pointe!
4/23/12 - First triple pirouette en pointe!
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TheGentleWarrior - Posts: 1963
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I ran out of pots. Your boots were right there so I used them. It also makes things look artistic.
You lied to me and told me your homework was done but it wasn't.
You lied to me and told me your homework was done but it wasn't.
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Pattertwigs Pal - Cookie Queen of NarniaWeb
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Re: Excuses!
Someone stole my homework as I was telling you I had finished, so I had to start over. How do I know someone stole my homework? You see, someone left a note that read:
"Someone stole the homework that was here.
BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
-<Signature too blurry to read>"
Need to see it? It's on my table, right where I said my finished homework was, under my attempt to start over. It's obviously not in my handwriting.
You stole my homework!
"Someone stole the homework that was here.
BWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
-<Signature too blurry to read>"
Need to see it? It's on my table, right where I said my finished homework was, under my attempt to start over. It's obviously not in my handwriting.
You stole my homework!
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...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
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NarnianMonkey - Posts: 768
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Re: Excuses!
I was just checking it for you.
You changed my password!
You changed my password!
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Dinode - Posts: 1691
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Re: Excuses!
Seriously, who uses "softandfluffybunnies" as a password? If you ever want to live a long and happy life, you should be grateful that I changed your password to "superalphawolf1." Believe me, I saved your life.
You trapped my blankie into a cage surrounded by sharks, crocidiles, and shredders!
You trapped my blankie into a cage surrounded by sharks, crocidiles, and shredders!
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Shastafan - Posts: 1054
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Re: Excuses!
Someone stole your blankie in the middle of the night and switched it out with a bomb that looks, feels, smells, and tastes like your blankie, so I was just protecting you.
You stole Shastafan's blankie, replaced it with a bomb, and made me have to go through all of the hard work of setting up a cage surrounded by sharks, crocodiles, and shredders!
You stole Shastafan's blankie, replaced it with a bomb, and made me have to go through all of the hard work of setting up a cage surrounded by sharks, crocodiles, and shredders!
I'm the brother of Dinode and UltimateSchweetWarrior.
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
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NarnianMonkey - Posts: 768
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Re: Excuses!
I was just trying to add some action to spice up your life a, think of all the great stories you'll be able to tell your grandkids
You wrote a bunch of nonsense in my notebook then submitted it as my English homewok essay
You wrote a bunch of nonsense in my notebook then submitted it as my English homewok essay
The ends must never justify the means, the means must justify themselves--Ravi Zacharias
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wild rose - The Guardian of Sundays
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Re: Excuses!
That teacher smothers children when she's impressed with them. She constantly wants to talk to people like you, i was saving you.
You ate my giant flying sentient pickle (joe )
You ate my giant flying sentient pickle (joe )
Im not inactive just very very busy
-Katana, Member of the Midnight Society, Weapons afficionado of the castle of Ivory&Gold, esteemed owner of a flying pickle
-Katana, Member of the Midnight Society, Weapons afficionado of the castle of Ivory&Gold, esteemed owner of a flying pickle
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Katana - Posts: 339
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I had a disease that could only be cured by eating a giant flying pickle, I had no idea it was sentient!
You stuck my head in the toilet!
You stuck my head in the toilet!
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Dinode - Posts: 1691
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Re: Excuses!
You were thirsty.
You poked me with a red hot poker.
You poked me with a red hot poker.
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DiGoRyKiRkE - The Logical Ornithological Mod
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Re: Excuses!
First off, it was red, but not hot. Second, you weren't moving, and just washed up on the shore of a beach.
You set my house on fire with me in it, and then blocked all ways of escape! I used a piece of the ceiling that had already fallen to break a wall and escape, but still! It's bad!
You set my house on fire with me in it, and then blocked all ways of escape! I used a piece of the ceiling that had already fallen to break a wall and escape, but still! It's bad!
I'm the brother of Dinode and UltimateSchweetWarrior.
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
I've met fantasia_kitty, starkat, and daughter of the King, all of whom are a mod or admin.
...is the member chat broken, or is that just me...?
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NarnianMonkey - Posts: 768
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Re: Excuses!
I'm a pyromaniac. I can't help it!
It's a hot day, you just drank my last icy-cold Coke!
It's a hot day, you just drank my last icy-cold Coke!
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AROOOOOOO!!!
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AstroWolfD - Guard Wolf of the NW WC
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Re: Excuses!
Well you told me I could help myself...
You sent me an invitation to a party that was on LAST week!
You sent me an invitation to a party that was on LAST week!
“Not all of us can choose what we give up. The things we love are taken or are never ours at all. If we’re lucky, life is defined not by what we let go, but what we let in: friendship and kind words, frailty and hope.”
From 'Call The Midwife', S9 Ep2
From 'Call The Midwife', S9 Ep2
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coracle - NarniaWeb's Auntie
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Re: Excuses!
I sent it out four months ago! Wretched postal service
You used your magic wand to transfigure me into a flower pot.
You used your magic wand to transfigure me into a flower pot.
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