Excuses!

[NarnianMonkey]

I didn't ruin it! I just stopped the mad scientist who sneaked in from destroying your house! He just happened to have started the process when I stopped him.

You destroyed the village that me and a lot of other monkeys were living in, injuring every one!

[Shastafan]

Wait? That was a village? I thought it was a factory of monkeys enslaving anyone who came 3 feet of it!

You created a gun that wipes away feelings from a person, and took all of mine except anger, while throwing the rest into a black hole of emotions!

[NarnianMonkey]

You are the identical twin of a mad scientist who had no anger at all, so I decided to zap him as soon as I saw him. I'll give you your emotions back, I have a beam to give people emotions they didn't have before.

Just when I started to help re-build my village, you sent a tree cutter to cut down all of the trees and take them, so now I can't rebuild my village!

[DiGoRyKiRkE]

The trees were secretly hiding places for spies bent on destroying your town.

You smashed my television remote with a hammer!

[Pattertwigs Pal]

You said you needed to get more exercise I'm just trying to help.

You gave me the chicken pox!

[Aslanisthebest]

Oh, so /that's/ why you were running away from me.... I thought we were playing tag.

You took all my scissors!

[Dinode]

At least I didn't run with them!

You revealed my secret identity!

[DiGoRyKiRkE]

You were dressing up in a tight spandex suit, wearing a mask, and jumping out shooting random passers-by with a dart gun while singing your own theme music. . . trust me, I'm doing you a favor.

You ate my lunch

[Ithilwen]

It was your fifth lunch of the day.

You shaved my head.


~Riella

[ramagut]

You're the one that fell asleep!

You let my dogs out!

[Ithilwen]

They were barking to be let out and driving the neighbors crazy!

You baked my favorite DVD in the oven.


~Riella

[NarnianMonkey]

I saw someone other than me put a fake made out of cake batter in its case to try to prank you, so I baked the fake to make you not have to get pranked. I'll work on finding the real one ASAP.

You vandalized all of my ready-to-ship crates of bananas right as I was about to send them from my farm!

[D-T]

I was trying to find the mine that your cousin placed in the crates so you wouldn't blow up!


I cannot believe you just took all my pants, and my duct tape collection and made a boat! not too mention set out on the middle of the water and yelled at the top of your lungs and told the whole world that you were James Bond! Are you that crazy?!!

[Liberty Hoffman]

Sorry!! I couldn't resist all that duct tape! and you never worse those pants anyway

I can't believe that you took my whole Boy Meets World DVD collection and dumped it in the river!! why?????

[ValiantArcher]

They were on fire and I was trying to keep everything else from burning up.

You missed my graduation.

[GlimGlum]

I mixed up the date with someone else's graduation.

You haven't paid back the money you owe me.