Excuses!

[waggawerewolf27]

Er, how could I do that? You know it is first come first served in class these days, and the two husky boys who charged into the room wanted to grab the one I was leaning on to catch my breath. They just tossed me aside, and so I had to take the first seat that was vacant. I'm sorry it was the one you had reserved for yourself.

You shredded all that research I did on Richard III's likely living relatives so that now I can't send to them the parking tickets Leicester Municipality keeps sending to me.

[ValiantArcher]

I happen to be* one of Richard III's likely living relatives and didn't want to pay any parking tickets.

You infused all my clothes with the smell of bacon and I don't have any time to wash them before I wear them.

*not really, at least that I know of

[Aslanisthebest]

I thought I'd be nice and put a clothes freshener on your wardrobe; turns out that it wasn't "clean linen and lavender," but "bacon"!

You took all my sheet music to a kindergarten and let the toddlers scribble all over the papers.

[NarnianMonkey]

The toddlers said that they needed paper, and the sheet music was wrote with invisible ink, so how was I supposed to know that it was sheet music in the first place? I would have gotten a different piece of paper if I had known, sorry.

You turned me into an emoticon!

[ValiantArcher]

You're so hyper, I thought you'd enjoy all the constant movement...

You cancelled my snow day!

[Boy Scout]

Yes! And now you don't have to into the miserable steamy building in the summer!

You cancelled my Driver's Ed class!

[TheGentleWarrior]

I'm sorry, but I just don't believe you're ready to take those classes right now! Remember when you were six and ran over the cat in your motorized Fisher Price car? That was bad enough, what happens if you kill the instructor?!

You covered my walls in glitter glue!

[hungariannarnian]

They needed some shine to brighten things up! Goodness knows how dreary it was becoming in there...

You're wearing mother's drapes!

[wild rose]

ooh, you noticed my super new dress made just like Giselle's from the movie 'Enchanted', I'm sure mother won't mind, seeing what a great use I put them too

You smudged mud over my new painting!!!

[Boy Scout]

Hey, I thought you liked modern art!

You turned off my alarm clock and made me late to school!

[ValiantArcher]

You really, really needed the sleep---you were getting crabby.

You left your sewing on the couch, and I sat on your needle!

[Pattertwigs Pal]

Oh, that's where the needle went! I thought I'd lost it. Thanks for finding it.

You cooked dinner for your friends and then left me with all of the dishes.

[TheGentleWarrior]

Don't you remember the deal we made? I cook, you clean! It's only fair.

You tore up all my old dance costumes and sewed them into a quilt!

[Aslanisthebest]

I thought it would be a nice piece of memorabilia when you finally decide that you will not be dancing anymore. I thought of how you'd look fondly at all the dresses and nostalgically remember all the dances you were in....

You picked really awful frames for my glasses!

[waggawerewolf27]

I??? I've never worked in an optometrist's shop, and so I can't help it if the frames that were shown to you all looked like something Dame Edna Everidge or Rita Skeeter would wear. Please let the shop know they need to upgrade their quality control.

You resheduled all my medical appointments, so now that I will have to stay partially blind for another six months.

[ValiantArcher]

Trust me, you didn't want to have surgery under the doctor you'd originally scheduled for---you'd have ended up completely blind.

You dumped red pepper in my cake, and now it's ruined.