What Would You Do, Dearie?

[Boy Scout]

Use my spy gear to escape. After all, why did you think I was there?

You get a phone call and are offered a role in your favorite TV show. Estactic, you accept. Then you get another phone call asking you to come to a work out for you favorite sports team. Overcome with joy, you say yes. Only later do you relize that both of the mandatory meetings for the two commitments are exactly at the same time. If you miss one, you will not have a second chance. What's worse, is that you also need to watch you six year old cousin that day.
WWYDD?

[NarnianMonkey]

Duplicate myself two times, and then merge the copies of me back into myself when I don't need the copies anymore so that I don't have two un-needed copies of myself running amok throughout the country.

You find yourself suddenly zapped with a beam that makes you use horrible grammer whenever you talk or write, and you also find yourself unable to read things that don't use bad grammer. You soon discover that the beam was made by aliens who speak a language that is basically English with poor grammer. It would seem like the beam made you only know their language... WWYDD?