What Would You Do, Dearie?

[Dinode]

Offer them milk and cookies if they go away.

George Washington knocks on your door. WWYDD?

[Sparky]

Call Mount Rushmore. Part of their monument has escaped!

You all of a sudden find yourself on a huge stage with thousands of weasels in the audience waiting expectantly for you to do something. WWYDD?

[Shastafan]

Pull a bunch of weasel-chasing trained monkeys out of my barrel I keep with me, and do a re-enactment of "Pop Goes the Weasel!"

You've been turned into a venomous snake and the only way to become a human again is to kiss someone without killing them with your poisonous lips. WWYDD?

[Aravis_Tarkheena011]

find someone who's already dead and kiss them.

The laws of gravity are defied by soup and all of the soup in your bowl falls on the ceiling. What would you do, dearie?

[ramagut]

Order salad instead of soup...

All of your electricity goes out and you have no TV, no cell phone, no computer, no books to read, no video games, no radio--nothing electronic; wwydd?

find someone who's already dead and kiss them.

Eeeeewwww....

[Quinlin]

I'd write the next bestselling novel by candlelight!

Hollywood goes bankrupt and they stop making movies; wwydd?

[Dinode]

Turn Houston into the new movie capitol of America.

A new Narniawebber uses the same avatar as you and claims you stole it. (Happened to me in a dream once.) WWYDD?

[Sparky]

Settle this the old fashioned way: rock-paper-scissors war!

You're exploring a pitch black cave when your flashlight goes dead. WWYDD?

[Aravis_Tarkheena011]

Call Gandalf and tell him to bring his glowy stave.

You find out that you are really five years younger than you are and the last five years were one really long dream. (I actually dreamed something like this a while ago... terribly disappointing. I'd finished college and was all set 'n' what-not). What would you do, dearie?

[Aslanisthebest]

You sound like quite the dreamer.
Well... it'd be like Inception, because I'd obviously feel much older than I really was. Then I'd be sad, because I've learnt a huge load of lessons in these five years and I'd regret that I might forget them since they were only dream. These five years have been great, because of Narniaweb, moving, etc. etc. etc. I'd be very disappointed, to say the least. Then I'd go google narniaweb and join and make friends with all the people. But I'd still be so sad that I didn't become friends with/talk to/meet the people I did....And not to forget the five years of school I'd have to re-do! I love school, but don't want to do that again.
I'm very grateful I'm not in a dream right now.
(Nice question, btw)

While walking through the doorway to put it on the table, you accidentally drop a cake you baked for a Very Important Banquet in which would define your culinary future. You dropped the cake on the food critique's face and on their very best Sunday best. WWYDD?

[Liberty Hoffman]

run away screaming, "It wasn't me!"

you buy a glass vase for your grandmother and then just as you are handing it to her, you drop it and it smashes. wwydd?

[Shastafan]

Tell her, "This wasn't really your gift, it was an appetizer for something to come!" and try to find her something else slightly better looking than the vase.

You find out your best friend is a secret agent from a mysterious land, and accidently reveal his secret to everyone at school. WWYDD?

[Gathmandais]

I'd join him/her because I've always wanted to be a secret agent. (Even if now neither of us would be very secret and my friend might be killed by his/her employers for "letting the cat out of the bag.")

You wake up and find yourself in a capsule on the moon. WWYDD?

[Aravis_Tarkheena011]

Enjoy the view. I hear that the Andes look particularly good from there.

The capsule has very dirty windows and you can't see out. What would you do, dearie?

[Dinode]

Find a radio and see if I can get help.

Little green men break into your capsule and point guns at you. WWYDD?

[ramagut]

Put my hands up and surrender!

The little green men take you to their leader on their planet, wwydd?