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Unfortunately, the person clobbers you over the head and steals your wallet before you can tell them this!

Fortunately, they only got away with half of your winnings, leaving you with over a million bucks.

Unfortunately the tax department wants 45% of the entire lottery win.

Fortunately, before the IRS could take their share, you were able to skip the country and are now relaxing on a beautiful private beach in the Caribbean.

Fortunately, you can offer your blackmailer something they want even more than your money--a trip to a chocolate factory.

Unfortunately, said chocolate factory is out of business for putting rat droppings in their nougat.

Fortunately, you have never eaten any of the candy from that chocolate factory.

Unfortunately, you cannot fulfill the blackmailer's wish, and are forced to hand over all of your money.

Unfortunately, they post your picture in the paper as a part of a news story, and a notorious mad villain named Empress Bianca sees you, learns of your money, and decides to kidnap you.

Fortunately, you strike up a conversation with your kidnappers and by agreeing to join the business you avoid being turned over to Empress Bianca.

Unfortunately, the group of kidnappers are already wanted by the law and you're on the run again!

Unfortunately, the island is populated with zombies.

Fortunately, you have a Gatling gun!