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You get a particle accelerator that accelerates particles by %0.01!

I wish that people find this post funny (funny haha, not funny weird).

I find the post funny-haha, but reading the post melts my brain, and you end up getting charged with man-slaughter.

I wish water would boil more quickly.

It boils so quick, the instant you turn the stove on, it boils so much, the bubbles spill out of the pan all over the floor. In 2 seconds, it gets so hot it catches on fire, and the burning water starts spilling out on the floor, and it catches your floor on fire, and everything else in your house, except for you.

I wish DiGoRyKiRkE's brain would un-melt so that he can come back to life and my charge of man-slaughter is gone.

Dig's brain unmelts, but the mods punish you for killing him by banning you from G&B.

I wish I could fly

Poof! You're able to fly anywhere you want, but now you can't land on the ground anymore and are very soon left out of energy and starving!

I wish that I could read all the books in the world.

you read all the books in the world but, after you read them, all of the "bad" things come to life and start attacking you!

I wish i had an unending bar of milk chocolate!

You have an unending bar of milk chocolate! You eat and eat and eat and eat and eat, but it never ends! Eventually, you die from glucose poisoning, but the chocolate continues to grow. Eventually the earth drowns in a giant wave of chocolate, and humanity goes extinct.

I wish my feet didn't hurt.

You lose all sensations in your feet.

I wish I liked chocolate.

You like chocolate, but now me and my brothers and sister stop liking chocolate (except for white chocolate, which you don't like anymore).

I wish that I could do any voice I want to do so that I can do perfect voice acting!

You're able to master anyones voice, except you can never do the right one when you need it, and can never get your real voice back.

I wish I could own a whale!

You can own a whale, but its diet is so immense that you go bankrupt trying to feed it. Eventually, you cannot feed it, it gets upset and decides to eat you.

I wish that my cell phone got better reception.

Your phone is now more popular by critics! So popular, in fact, that someone stole it!

I wish that I had a Android-powered device.

You get one, but then it goes crazy and starts taking over.

I wish I had a staircase that goes nowhere.

Granted, but your home gets overrun by tourists who all want to see Nowhere.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

You can breathe underwater, but soon you can't breathe on land and are forced to live in the sea.

I wish I could fly.

You're legs are gone, and you now have wings!

I wish I could think of something to wish for in the next post of mine on this game in advance.