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Because talking is beneath him.

What colour is the bottom of the ocean?

Because it knows you're watching it and it's deliberately not boiling just to drive you crazy...

When is a door not a door?

When it's a jar!

What does an a count count?

Obviously there has to be a role for women in Sci-fi movies (ahem Star trek) to balance Vulcans like Dr Spock.

Why does it never rain unless it pours?

Because the clouds are ashamed of crying; so they hold in their tears as long as they can, and don't let them out until there's just too much to hold back.

Why did a raccoon try to get in my house?



~Riella

Because you're human.

When you select a queue at the supermarket checkout, why does your queue always move the slowest?

This is a practical working out of Murphy's Law.

What colour is a star?

Well, Coriakin must be feeling blue.

How does the Tardis's "bigger on the inside" work?

The Tardis is a sort of balloon that expands to accommodate whoever is inside it.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

A sheengaroo—bouncy, baaing, fluffy-white cuteness. (That should be in a book for children or something. )

If I find a time machine with the dial set to Victorian England, what should I bring along?

Disinfectant.

How would you feel if you saw ten million fireflies light up the world?

I'd just stand and stare; I would not believe my eyes.

What does the fox say?

Pit-pat-pit-pat-mfft.
(Its feet on the ground and its nose sniffing things.)

Why are barns almost always colored red?