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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 25, 2014 8:37 am
by Ryadian
Fortunately, this bear has been tagged by scientists studying it while it hibernates, and your arrival set off a few alarms. They get you safely out of the cave.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 25, 2014 9:05 am
by Narnian_Badger
Unfortunately, these scientists aren't exactly friendly and don't like the fact that you were interfering with their experiment. They decide to detain you for questioning.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 25, 2014 2:21 pm
by The Rose-Tree Dryad
Fortunately, another huge snowstorm blows in and distracts the scientists before they can begin interrogating you.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 25, 2014 2:41 pm
by Ryadian
Unfortunately, you decided to escape in the snowstorm, and now you're hopelessly lost.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 25, 2014 2:56 pm
by Meltintalle
Fortunately, you weren't going anywhere in particular anyway so wherever you end up will be better than where you started..

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 25, 2014 4:03 pm
by waggawerewolf27
Fortunately the snowstorms stop as it is supposed to be high summer in the Northern Hemisphere, even around the Sierra Nevadas, so you are able to cautiously make your way out of the mountains.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 26, 2014 7:47 am
by aileth
Unfortunately, they are waiting for you when you come out.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 26, 2014 8:02 am
by Meltintalle
Fortunately, you MacGyver yourself a parasail and soar away.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 26, 2014 8:51 am
by aileth
Unfortunately, the eagles take a serious dislike to you.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 26, 2014 9:14 am
by Meltintalle
Fortunately, your parasail can turn into a sailboat too, and you skim over the ocean like a gannet.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 26, 2014 9:16 am
by aileth
Unfortunately, the wind changes and begins to blow you toward the pirate's favourite haven.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 26, 2014 9:49 am
by Meltintalle
Fortunately, you fold yourself and your craft very small and hitch a ride as the pirate leaves his haven.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 26, 2014 9:52 am
by aileth
Unfortunately, he shivers his timbers at the wrong moment and spots you hiding in his chest of gold.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 26, 2014 12:06 pm
by stargazer
Fortunately, he needs a cabin boy right now and drafts you for the job (hey, it beats walking the plank!)

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 26, 2014 4:35 pm
by The Rose-Tree Dryad
Unfortunately, the pirate forgot to bring any limes on board his ship and you quickly get scurvy.

Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

PostPosted: Jul 26, 2014 5:48 pm
by waggawerewolf27
Fortunately everybody else has already got scurvy, so when the boat lands you recover quickly from eating native vegetation and can get away from your shipmates.