There were four American soldiers caught by the Germans in WWII and were to be shot.
German Soldier: On ze count of zhree, I will zay "Fire" and you will zhoot them. 1, 2, 3---!!!
American #1: -points behind the soldiers- AVALANCHE!
* German Soldiers turn around to look at it, while the american soldier escapes*
German Soldier: On ze count of zhree, I will zay "Fire" and you will zhoot him. 1, 2, 3---!!!
American #2: -points behind the soldiers- VOLCANO!
* German Soldiers turn around to look at it, while the american soldier escapes*
German Soldier: On ze count of zhree, I will zay "Fire" and you will zhoot him. 1, 2, 3---!!!
American #3: -points behind the soldiers- ROCKSLIDE!!!
* German Soldiers turn around to look at it, while the american soldier escapes*
German Soldier: *approaching the final soldier* On ze count of zhree, I will zay "Fire" and you will zhoot him. 1, 2, 3---!!!
American #3: -points behind the soldiers- FIRE!!!
*Germans shoot that soldier*
----So the 3 American Soldiers who escaped ran into the woods, and climbed some trees. The German soldiers approached the first soldier in the first tree, saying:
German Soldier: Who'z up Zere?
American #1: *imitating bird whistle* Tweet Tweet!
The German soldiers approached the second soldier in the second tree, saying:
German Soldier: Who'z up Zere?
American #2: *imitating parrot noises* Ca-kaw! Ca-Kaw!
The German soldiers approached the third soldier in the third tree, saying:
German Soldier: Who'z up Zere?
American #3: MOOO!!!
*Germans shoot that soldier*
So the surviving 2 American soldiers are at a cliff, and they've found two parachutes. They jump off the cliff.
American #1: MY PARACHUTE WON'T DEPLOY! *falls fast downwards*
American #2: So it's a RACE, is it?! *cuts parachute strings*
And you can guess the outcome. XD
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