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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby MountainFireflower » Apr 01, 2011 1:58 pm

42, i'd like to say that your request has been fulfilled (i.e., me going away), but alas, i cannot.

because... i know something you don't know... B-)
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby stardf29 » Apr 01, 2011 1:59 pm

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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby Silver the Wanderer » Apr 01, 2011 1:59 pm

*Returns with ranch dressing for the mighty Mod 14*

There you are! I brought three kinds! Normal ranch dressing, low-fat ranch dressing, and ranch dressing with bacon flavor added. ;))

*eyes Mod 42 warily* Not that I have much like for ranch dressing either. :-s
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby Bookwyrm » Apr 01, 2011 2:01 pm

Does this mean you are a zombie moderator? I suppose Rent-a-Mod must be an equal opportunity employer since they hired me, a female robot. But shouldn't you be eating brains and not ranch dressing? Or are you dipping the brains in ranch dressing?
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Apr 01, 2011 2:01 pm

How can you not like cheese? The most recent Narnia film was full of it! ;)

*Begins organizing a search-and-rescue party for the Lost Mod-Squadron* :-s
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby MountainFireflower » Apr 01, 2011 2:04 pm

thank you, GOLD! at least SOMEONE appreciates all the work I do around here. X( i especially appreciate your offering of bacon flavor.

mod 42, that is classified. i'm afraid i can't tell you.
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby ValiantArcher » Apr 01, 2011 2:04 pm

Per Mr Mod's note on the previous page, please remember that bribes offerings of cereal are now being accepted if you wish to curry the new regime's favor. We'll be here all day today. And tomorrow. And the day after. And pretty much forever.
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby Lady Arwen » Apr 01, 2011 2:04 pm

Rose, as I mentioned in my previous post here, they are no more. They burned to death and then drowned.
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby Sonny » Apr 01, 2011 2:05 pm

I hereby join the search-and-rescue party!

Edit: Because I don't believe the report of burning and drowning...
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby Bookwyrm » Apr 01, 2011 2:07 pm

I know I will be here forever. I am powered by a zero point module. The Earth's sun will go supernova before I run out of power.
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby The Rose-Tree Dryad » Apr 01, 2011 2:08 pm

We can't give up that easy! We love our mods! :(( Besides, I'm in RPs with some of them! Their deaths would be extremely inconvenient.

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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby MountainFireflower » Apr 01, 2011 2:09 pm

mod 42, what a coincidence! me too!

especially since your poisoning attempt didn't work. =:)
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby Sonny » Apr 01, 2011 2:12 pm

We now know that Mod 42 likes Stargate...
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby Silver the Wanderer » Apr 01, 2011 2:12 pm

^:)^ *bows* O Mods of Greatness, you must forgive us humans for our tendency to cling to hope far longer than robots. Even with the mind of a goldfish, I can remember how kind our Mods were to us before their untimely demise, so it is only logical that we band together to search for what remains of their plane, for we believe they would have done the same for us! We will stay strong! :D

...man, that was a long speech. #:-s You must be hungry after reading it. Cereal?
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby Bookwyrm » Apr 01, 2011 2:13 pm

That is quite alright Mod 14. I am currently in the process of contacting a voodoo priestess to send you back to the afterlife you so richly deserve. Enjoy the journey!

You mortals attachment to your pathetic moderators is adorable. If they were still alive, which they are not, we would be keeping them in a very secure location. A lair without WiFi. Naturally we would not consider letting them go unless there was something to be gained from their release. Substantial amounts of money perhaps? But this is all theoretical, puny mortals.
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby MountainFireflower » Apr 01, 2011 2:15 pm

mod 42, i'm afraid that's not acceptable. it's not my fault!!! i didn't do it!!

GOLD, i only take cereal with ranch dressing. [-(

but since you bought me some of the aforementioned product, i suppose that can be arranged. do you have Lucky Charms? ;;)
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