This, is an official statement from Rent-A-Mod.
wolfloversk wrote:I demand an explananation! You best not be subjecting our beloved mods to any experiments against their will! For if you are... You shalt have my fangs to deal with... Grrr!!!!
Don't worry, sweet wolf. Your mods have not survived to meet with any experiments. You see, their plane mysteriously went down in flames, then crashed into the ocean. All aboard drowned. While Rent-A-Mod was supposed to only be temporary, we have stepped up to the plate to become NarniaWeb's permanent moderators. Thus, an new regime is starting.
Watziznehm wrote:Whoa, hold it a minute, the mods hired them, not the other way around. It's important to remember that. These rent-a-mods are under their orders.
Actually, we aren't. We are your ultimate authority now. There is none who can control us. Your beloved moddies are forever lost.
Movie Aristotle wrote:I'm glad you are here because the old mods were very tedious. It's about time we got some new blood in here.
Movie Aristotle, I must say, members like you make me proud. I salute you, and, once I have assumed all power, will be sure to shower you with prestige and everything else that goes along with it.
Mod 42 wrote:Tirian did not like the old mods anymore. Thus the tears and screaming and blood and monsters when they actually arrived at their destination. Their final destination.
Actually, 42, see above. It appears they did not reach their destination, although what a lovely destination that would have been.
Thus, we have official founded the new Narniaweb order. All shall love us or die.
IMPORTANT EDIT
Oh, yes. If you would like to try and pacify us, we may accept offerings of cereal. But it has to be the right kind, the kind that is pleasing to the mods. You may now start presenting your gifts.