The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

[Meltintalle]

*accepts the kleenex from Eht Esor* No wonder they were so fond of y'all. Such dear, dear members. *dabs eyes*

Who is your favourite mod?

I've only just started here today, but... I'll tell you a secret... *whispers* It's Me!

[ramagut]

What a good answer 20. My favorite mod is me, too!

[flambeau]

This thread is very boring. So is the rest of this forum. No wonder the original mods had to take a vacation... it's actually a wonder it didn't happen sooner.

All that's to say i'mveryhappytobehereandilookforwardtosittingaroundanddoingnothing
butstillgettingpaidoodlesofmoneytodoitandihopeyouallneverforget
thatweareinchargebecauseweareevenifthisplaceisboring.

Good riddance to all, and to all a good day.

[Shastafan]

Tell me, "Mods," are you sure you're not out to get us innocent old NarniaWebbers? I've never heard much of "Rent-A-Mod" until today, so you can see why I'm nervous!

But anyway, welcome to NarniaWeb, and I suggest you'll be careful when dealing with us...

[The Rose-Tree Dryad]

Mod 20, aren't you a little young to be moderating a forum?

There's lots of grass to watch grow, Mod 21, if that interests you! Or you could watch paint dry, if we members take it into our heads to decorate the forum with graffiti as a way to express our gratitude for our awesome substitute mods.

[ramagut]

Be careful in dealing with you? WE are the new mods, so you should be careful dealing with us! Mwhahaha!!!!!!!

[Lady Galadriel]

What I want to know is, when are our old mods going to return?

[johobbit]

Young? Well, I never! "Train up a mod-to-be in the way he should go and when he is a full-fledged mod, he shall not depart from it". Rent-a-mods are quite mature, actually, by the time they're 2. Kind of like how it is with dogs.

[Meltintalle]

When they have been thoroughly recuperated on Barbados.

[Nellie of Narnia]

There is only one answer: me, myself, and I ... rented though I am.

What a good answer 20. My favorite mod is me, too!

My, my! Selfish, aren't we?

This thread is very boring. So is the rest of this forum.

Shame on you for saying that! The original mods would never speak so of the forum!

[Shastafan]

My, my, so if you're mature by the age of two, what does that mean for the Mods at the age of 100, 20?

21, be careful what you say, or the NarniaWebbers might not like it!

[Sonny]

Is it weird that everyone on my friends list in the PM section is a mod?!?!

[Lady Galadriel]

Perhaps they are immortal.

[PrincessRosario]

GUYS I AM SO UPSET RIGHT NOW OKAY

LIKE I LOGGED IN AND FOUND OUT THAT EVERYONE BUT ME GOT TO GO TO BARBADOS AND I AM TOTALLY SUPER ANGRY. THIS IS NOT COOL TIRIAN. YOUR SITE IS SO MEAN TO ME AND I AM GOING TO HAVE REVENGE. FAIR VACATION TIME FOR ALL!

[Kate]

The archai-mods are under the impression that they will board the plane in Barbados with carry-ons and orange mocha frappaccinos in hand next Thursday. The truth of that assumption is yet to be determined. Hahahahahahaha.

By my age, I'm able to access the forum with only my mind. We adapt very quickly as a species.

PrincessRosario: I'm sorry for your sake you were not deemed worthy to visit the pristine ivory beaches to stay at home and lie around. We will now rule over you. Enjoy your life plebian.

[Shastafan]

By the way, if I had a forum that I wanted the mods to have a break, how would I contact you?