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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby Djaq » Apr 01, 2011 3:26 pm

(this post was originally posted under the name "Mrs Modette")

It's the forum's fault, Mod 5! It wouldn't let me punctuate after Mrs. :(
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby Bookwyrm » Apr 01, 2011 3:26 pm

Perhaps she's British.
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Apr 01, 2011 3:32 pm

Or lazy :P

A bad mod always blames the forum *rolls eyes*
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby Djaq » Apr 01, 2011 3:37 pm

(this post was originally posted under the name "Mrs Modette")

Silence, Mod 5! I am the wife of your leader, and you will respect me! ...or else.
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Apr 01, 2011 3:41 pm

Oh yeah? Make me, Mrs Modette! You can't even properly punctuate a title, I'm not really concerned about your impish behaviour!

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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby Devil Duck » Apr 01, 2011 3:45 pm

Wow! What a bunch of bafoons you are! If I were your boss, I'd fire the whole lot of you blithering ninnies!

NarniaWebbers! I have a secret that they don't want you to know! The mods haven't been sent to Barbados! They were kidnapped by these imposters and are being kept somewhere underground! I found this out by catching Ms Modette (another person who doesn't know how to properly punctuate!), and flinging duck eggs at her until she. . . cracked!!!!!

We've got to find them soon because the voices tell me that the aliens are coming for the mods! The government is behind it all, as are crop circles, and Atlantis!!

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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby Lady Arwen » Apr 01, 2011 3:53 pm

5, have a little respect, lest I smite thee with the sword of my wrath. NOBODY disrespects my wife without...retribution. For respect to the international community we have chosen to remove the periods. If it irks you so much, try to put them in. And guess what?

YOU CAN'T!!!!!!

BAWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Apr 01, 2011 3:56 pm

Oh yeah!

*releases a swarm of africanized honey killer bees into the nuptial sweet of the Mod/Modette Family!!!!! Also releases a herd of goose (who will produce such wonderful excrements for your lovely carpet!!!!!!!!), and also releases termites, rotten pork, 450.36 cats, a horse, a cow, and three blind toads*

Deal with that! :P
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby Lady Arwen » Apr 01, 2011 4:02 pm

* immediately releases a force wave that kills most of the items, and sends the rest splattering back on 5. *

Ha. powned.
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby johobbit » Apr 01, 2011 4:05 pm

Oh, my goodness, the mods are reproducing!

And here she is, in her beautiful curl mini-modly glory! ;;)
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby Meltintalle » Apr 01, 2011 4:07 pm

*is overwhelmed by the cuteness of the baby moddie*

They're so sweet when they're that age!
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby Lady Arwen » Apr 01, 2011 4:08 pm

Oh, my little Moddie! I don't think anyone has ever had a little girl as amazing as you, honey. I'm the proudest Daddy there ever was.
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby Bookwyrm » Apr 01, 2011 4:09 pm

*shoots everyone and leaves*
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby DiGoRyKiRkE » Apr 01, 2011 4:10 pm

Mr Mod wrote:* immediately releases a force wave that kills most of the items, and sends the rest splattering back on 5. *

Ha. powned.


Oh yeah?!

*hugs Mr Mod while he is still covered in organismal splatter*

And you call that a cute little baby?!?!?! Ick! I've seen cuter things in a microbiology petri dish!
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby johobbit » Apr 01, 2011 4:15 pm

Thanks kindly, all (except Mod 5 ... and 42, who has a terrible violent streak). Come on, how can you resist this?!
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Re: The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

Postby Lady Arwen » Apr 01, 2011 4:15 pm

* takes a shower *

5! How dare you insult my child!

* turns 5 into a pink shrew with boils that smells like raisin cookies. *
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