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I am married to my video game consoles, does that count?

Nope. Doesn't count.

Thank you, my dear 19. But, you see, when you meet such a lovely lady as my Mrs Modette, you can't help but love her. So work and love mixed, and I'm oh so glad! She's as amazing as peach cobbler with ice cream.

I still resent the fact that he stole my love . . .

I hate peach cobbler. And ice cream is sticky. It might damage my mithril chainmail bikini.

Welcome, dear mods!! So lovely to have you here! I hope you are not having too much trouble at the moment, we are a bothersome bunch, I'm afraid.

Oh mighty Mods, I regret to inform you that your avatars are quite intimidating. They're all staring at me. And I hope you do not wish to intimidate your minions?

I...I can't believe it! You answered all the questions WITHOUT ME! Of course, when they hired me I thought that they meant that I would do some work, and of course I had to work this morning and afternoon, but that doesn't mean that you can be so awfully mean!

You're very rude, aren't you?

Of course we want to intimidate you. What, did you think we wanted to be BFFs?

BFF is sooooooo 90s . . .

I used BFF just yesterday, and I'm only fifteen.

Well excuse me for not being up on all the latest drivel used by the grey-mush-between-the-ears set.

Why hasn't anybody asked me any questions! Don't I count! Pick me! Pick me!!!!!!!!!

(this post was originally posted under the name "Mrs Modette")

Mod 42 wrote:The Earth's sun will go supernova before I run out of power.

We call Mod 42 the Energizer Bunny on special occasions. However, one wouldn't expect a bunny to be so negative...

Anyway, am I late? I must confess that I have been so busy today (what with the wedding and all ) that I haven't had the chance to stop by here! *skips over to join her husband* What can I do to help, dearest?

Mr Mod wrote:She's as amazing as peach cobbler with ice cream.

You're so sweet, honeybunch! Oh, and have I, uh, introduced you to Ms Moddie? You're a father!

Oh, my goodness, the mods are reproducing!

Mrs Modette wrote:However, one wouldn't expect a bunny to be so negative...

Duh! Everybody knows that rabbits are positively charged! That's why they're so fast.

BTW Mrs Modette. . . why on earth don't you have a period after your title. Didn't your grammar teacher tell you that you should be Mrs. Modette!?!?! What on earth do they teach in schools these days!