The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

[Djaq]

(this post was originally posted under the name "Mrs Modette")

How can you be so cruel to my darling daughter, Mod 5? *runs to pick Moddie up, and holds her protectively*

[johobbit]

*pelts 5 with brown smoke so his skin turns to butter* It's rough being this tough to another person when one is 2 years of delicate and tender age.

[Djaq]

(this post was originally posted under the name "Mrs Modette")

That's my girl!

So, now Mod 5 is a pink shrew with boils that smells like raisin cookies, and his skin is butter? I don't know if there is anything else that I could do! That makes it look like Job had it pretty easy...

[sweeetlilgurlie]

Really, I do think it would be so interesting if members posted questions that were other than statements about conspiracy theories.

[Lady Arwen]

Moddie, what a good girl you are! You learn so fast. Have I told you have proud I am of you, sugar cookie?

* turns 5 into a shrew appliance, too, and thinks that should solve the problem *

No one should mess with the Mod family.

[The Rose-Tree Dryad]

Is it just me, or does Mr. Mod sound like a hall monitor who fell into a vat of radioactive waste as a kid and grew up to be a superhero?

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[DiGoRyKiRkE]

Oh my word. . . that hurt so much!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*heals self imediately*

Is it just me, or does Mr. Mod sound like a hall monitor who fell into a vat of radioactive waste as a kid and grew up to be a superhero?

No, in all reality he just thinks he's a superhero. In all reality he's a middle aged balding creep, who's short, pudgy, and eats kruellers all day long. He's unemployed, bored, and silly. He should be pitied. . . not feared

Perhaps I should release this wonderful new smoke. . . . I think you might find it interesting. But perhaps not. I would hate for these innocent members to get turned into smouldering cinders.

Instead, I shall merely cause it to rain Carolina Cross Watermelons to rain on your home.



Buh-Bye Mod Home!!!!!

[Ithilwen]

*answers old questions that were posted before she got on*

Mod40 asked: "What is the best topic?"
Umm... I'd say this one is today. Other than that, the Tolkien thread! Oops, maybe I shouldn't have said that. Are you going to destroy it now?

Ms. Moddie asked:
Where don't you like to vacation?
Dungeons, torture chambers, pits of goo, Michigan, ... and apparently Barbados.

Where do the old members come from?
The Eldar Days.

What does Tirian think of you?
Good questions. You tell me. You're the ones who have spoken to him. What does Tirian think of me?

Can we ask your questions, dear members?
Can you ask me my own questions? Um... I guess? Though it might not do you much good if they're questions directed at mods.

What's the worst April Fools Joke you have ever played?
Making that Ring of Power with the writing on it, instead of the usual jewel. That got a little out of hand.

Do you like insects?
Hm, yeah. I have a whole hive of killer bees in my backyard that I keep just for the heck of it. Would you like to see them?

Do you like common numbers?
I don't think it's polite to refer to any number as "common". I believe in equality for all numerical equations.

Have you met any of the new members?
I'm talking to you guys right now, aren't I?

How many of the members are having fun?
Any and all who have not been locked in dingeons and/or are burning up or drowning.

Mod26 asked, "Who is your favorite former mod?"
Hmm... Well, they were all special to me... I'd hate to leave any off the list. But considering you'll probably shoot me with a laser gun if I don't answer, I'm going to narrow the list down to Dr. Elwin Ransom, Johobbit, Booky, and Ramagut. But each one... *sniff*... had a special place in my heart.


Now it's Question Time....

What is the best way to take over the world?
What is the best Pixar movie?
Should robots be given the right to drive without a seatbelt?
Who is the Leader of the New Mods?
What kind of cereal would you like us to give you?
Would you rather we give you cereal... or money?
If another site paid you better, would you leave NW, or is conquering us too much fun?
How is my reputation among the new mods?


~Riella

[Meltintalle]

01. Start with the forums, of course!
02. Up
03. No. If they crash and go through a windshield their delicate innards might be disturbed
04. Wouldn't you like to know?
05. Frosted Cornflakes!
06. Money
07. Don't you believe there are enough of us to do both?
08. The Ithilwen-Reputation-Meter is currently in the green zone

[Kate]

*Senses dissonance in the mod family.* Hahahahaha... He'll never get away with rejecting me.

I would like Honey Bunches of Oats. The blue kind. With the almonds. It is by far the most superior of cereals. I will try not to throw mine up against the wall.

[Ithilwen]

Then, I come before you as a servant (Hey, don't be surprised I'm being a servant to you. I am a minion after all. If Booky was here, he'd tell you about my services under his Dark Lordship) and offer you all the cereals of your choice. I have an abundant suplly of them all in my basement, all of which I offer to you unreservedly. And all of my money too since Mod19 prefers that...


~Riella

[sweeetlilgurlie]

Excuse me, Mod 19, but those questions were to ME. I've been asking for some all day.

What is the best way to take over the world? I knew a person who tried once. He started by killing everyone who opposed him. It was a bad time.
What is the best Pixar movie? I still don't know what movies are...no one will explain to me. That's all right, though...no one ever does.
Should robots be given the right to drive without a seatbelt? Drive a broomstick? What's a robot?
Who is the Leader of the New Mods? That would be Mod 1, wouldn't it?
What kind of cereal would you like us to give you? Would you mind if they were exploding rockets? I rather like that sort.
Would you rather we give you cereal... or money? How many galleons, how many sickles, and how many knuts?
If another site paid you better, would you leave NW, or is conquering us too much fun? I'm not ever paid much. I'd just like it if people were nice to me.
How is my reputation among the new mods? You know, I've never heard of you before today...

[Shastafan]

Where are you Rent-a-Mods going after the old mods come back from vacation? Will you go somewhere else?

[Meltintalle]

You were too slow, 3. But that's all right! The more questions and/or answers the better!

01. Conquer the moon for practice
02. Finding Nemo
03. Yes
04. Peter Pan
05. oatmeal
06. oatmeal will keep us moderating for a long time
07. Doing both is the best option.
08. You ask the best questions!

09. Rent-A-Mod isn't going anywhere. We've come to stay

[stargazer]

Are you sure they are coming back from vacation?

Bwahahaha...mine is a wicked laugh!

[sweeetlilgurlie]

I was NOT too slow! Everyone tells me that, it's never true!