The Rent-A-Mod Agency for Distressed Moderators!

[Bookwyrm]

*blows everyone up*

[MountainFireflower]

^ Gee, what a way to ruin a party. You seem to forget that I'm invincible.

[Ithilwen]

Hmm... *Remembers the old mods and thinks about them coming back* I guess it would be nice to see them again... Dr. Ransom... Djaq... stardf29 (Treebeard)... Flam... Booky my Overlord.... yes, those were good times I had with them...


But what about my new friends? Sweet lil Mod3 or Her Majesty.

I am incomplete without one side. I am incomplete without the other side. Why can't both sides live in harmony? Oh, what am I to do?


~Riella

[Adeona]

Wait - WHAT? Bookwyrm?! You were one of them? How could you be such a traitor?

And, "Queen", let me just suggest that you RUN while you still can - your cell is being prepared as I type.

[wolfloversk]

The Mad Hatter's back?!!!

XD

*goes off again to look for the other mods... and actually heads in the right direction... discovers the secrets of the Bermuda Triangle, the Mist and the Gremlins in the process, enters not one but two totally different worlds and returns home for bed*

Night All!!!

[Lady Arwen]

A bent, arthritic figure slowly makes its way into the thread, a simple white cloak draped over its shoulders, its head obscured by the hood. It continues to make its way up to directly before this new Queen figure, where it begins to speak.

"You..." its voice cracks, but is finally discernible as the voice of an old woman. "You...have...no right...to this place. You must go."

And yet no one moved.

"In fact, I command you to go!" The voice was much clearer, and suddenly the hood was thrown back to reveal a familiar figure--The White Queen of the Ivory and Gold Castle, more commonly known as Lady Arwen.

"Your impudence has gone to far. You are hereby banished from the realms of Narniaweb."

The long blade that had been her companion for so many years sang to life as it left its sheath.

"Leave now, and you leave with your life, impostor."

[Adeona]

*Comes to stand behind the White Queen*

[Bookwyrm]

All hail the rightful queen. Her muchness is restored and shall triumph over the muchly less muchiness of the false and wrongful False Queen. Don't be late to the revolution, it's terribly naughty!

*draws sword*

[MountainFireflower]

The Queen of the World frowns, and stares, slowly standing from her elaborate thrown made of cheese curls and ranch dressing. "Who are you? And what are you doing here?"

[wolfloversk]

Lady A! Err I mean Your Majesty!

*flaps up behind the white queen and lands... baring her teeth at the imposters*

Refuse and the whites of my teeth shall find you...

[Ithilwen]

*Has no idea what side she's on anymore, and so sits back to watch the fight*

This should be interesting. *chews on some popcorn since she gave all of her cheese curls away*


~Riella

[Bookwyrm]

We are here to defeat you, perfidious and faithless pretender queen! We shall drag ye from throne of disgustingful processed foods and toss you into the pit of dreadfulness with the Jabberwock.

[Princess Anna]

Shepherd! Wren! YOU'RE ALRIGHT! YOU'RE BACK!!!! *tacklehugs both*

Now all of you members and usurpers can see my plan. I went to some of my friends in another world for assistance in rescuing the others. I had help of course, from people like wolfy and Adeona. (I hope we can reward you for your help and allegiance!)

Didn't I tell ya everything would be back to normal?!
I suppose I can quit being wicked now, and go back to my normal passive aggressive self. FINALLY! WOOT!

Aww, I'm gonna miss this. BRING ON NEXT YEAR!!!!

So if you care to find me, look to the Western sky!!! As someone told me lately, "Everyone deserves the chance to fly." And if I'm flying solo, at least I'm flying free! To those who'd ground me, take a message back from me! Tell them how I am defying gravity, I'm flying high defying gravity and soon I'll match them in renown. And nobody, in all the realm, no threat that there ever is or was, is ever gonna bring me down!

No, really. I never got a vacation like some, so I'm gonna go visiting Narnia and other places by gryphon. See ya later, peoples!

[MountainFireflower]

The Queen stares at the people gathered in front of her. "Okay, okay. I surrender."

Greeted by dumbfounded stares, she shrugged. "What can I say? I love cheese curls and ranch dressing. If you can ship me to Barbados with a lifetime supply of those two items, I shall be most grateful."

When everyone blinked in surprise, she shrugged again. "It sounds better than the Jabberwocky."

[wolfloversk]

Hooray!!! We hath WON!!!

HAZAHHH! HIyah!

AAHHHOOOORRRRROOOOOOO!!!!!!

[Ithilwen]

If it'll help anyone involved, I'd gladly chip in for (or provide all of) the cheese curls and ranch dressing. It seems a good way for everyone to have a happy-ever-after.


~Riella