Oh, hurrah, Fili said I could come and apply so here is my aspiring application!!
1. When did you join NarniaWeb/HobbitWeb? Almost four years ago.
2. What is your current post count? 4166
3. Do you meet the age requirement? Yes.
4. How fluent do you consider yourself on general Tolkien knowledge? Well, um...on a scale of 1-10....
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hey, look, mushrooms!
heheheheheehe mooooving on...
5. Why do you think that you would be a good forum moderator here? Fili said that I might be of "help add some sanity to this rabble of unruly members." Aragorn was saying something about unruly rabble. I would enjoy being a mod and suppose that I could include some reference letters in case required.
6. What are your qualifications? (Feel free to post a full resume)
-I can twist my hand all the way around.
-I can knit and watch TV at the same time.... or I could knit scarves for fellow adventurers on adventures, when I'm riding on a horse.
-I am a bibliophile and could be a bookkeeper, because I like organizing. I don't mind coordinating daring adventures.
-I play the piano and could start a band called The Orc Bashers, Rocking Out Rivendell, Lothlorien Beats, Rockers of Rohan...
-I am a fairly good cook as far as potatoes and macaroons go. (and chocolate chip muffins.) No expertise in mushrooms, however.
-I would like to be a hobbit. (I'm not sure how that's a qualification, but I think hobbits are fantastic. Simply that.)
7. How have you displayed leadership ability on this forum?
Well, now, I'm afraid this thing'll make me sound conceited! I have taken a bookkeeping list of all the blue-usernamed people.
8. What additional comments would you like to add to your application?
Would you mind sending me Bilbo Baggins and Frodo Baggins autograph along with my heartiest greetings?