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I own a silver mine and as the mask I wear obscures my features, the silver bullets I carry make for the best identification I can offer. Most people know me by my guns and silver bullets. The moderators are not werewolves that I know of, but that could have slipped through the information Tirian sent me. After all, it did have to come by stagecoach to find me.

And not only the interview process, but the training was tremendous. All those hours of what the rules say, how to use this function, what to do in this situation. And, since computers are my thing, it was so basic and boring. I could've taught the class.

Oh no, Rent-A-Mods are not werewolves. We are all very big fans of OTR and it is a pleasure to work with the Lone Ranger. I've been a fan for years!

You all went through rigorous interviews? I got accepted *snaps fingers* just like that. Must have been my charismatic personality.

Oh, okay.

*Checks her almanac*

Yep, we're good.

So, is there any contact information for the old mods? I'd love to send them a card or something saying that we hope they're having an awesome vacation, and how much we all miss them.

Mod 19 wrote:Oh no, Rent-A-Mods are not werewolves. We are all very big fans of OTR and it is a pleasure to work with the Lone Ranger. I've been a fan for years!

Why thank you good mod. I appreciate the compliment and it is a pleasure to work with you as well!

Does anyone have any spare carrots? Silver's looking for treats.

I am afraid that they left no forwarding information. Tirian may have it, but he is also unavailable at the moment.

Miss them? Please. We are far better equipped to handle forum difficulties than they ever were. And now they are paying for their years of incompetency...they only THINK they are vacationing in Barbados. The truth, my dear underlings, is much more grim.

I would suggest sending the cards c/o Tiran @ NarniaWeb.

*wipes away a tear* Such devotion to the old moderators. *sniff* It's very affecting, really...

Mod 1, What HAVE you done with our old mod's!? ( ) And who in the world told you, you were better equipped? Do you have power pokers and super inflatable hammers to deal with us rampaging NWebbers?


TheLoneRanger, *hands some carrots* Here ya go. I hope silver enjoys 'em.

Tirian isn't available? I thought admins were omnipresent?

*Feeds Silver a carrot* I like your horse, sir. That's ONE thing I would change about the old mods. It would be so cool if they patrolled on horseback. *nodnod*

Incompetency? o.O They're the best mods ever! EVAR!!! Ahem.

. . . And what do you mean, "grim truth"? O_o

*Hands 19 a kleenex* It's nice to see some of you displaying emotions.

Well, really the old mods are in a Stable. But for some reason they think it's paradise, the sillies!

I hope the regular mods are all having a wonderful time in Barbados! We miss them dreadfully!

One question I would like to ask is:
Who is your favourite mod?

20, I can't believe you didn't have to go through the rigorous interviews. Must be your youthfulness. Tirian didn't think you could handle it!

You would be amazed how well equipped we are, unlike the old mods.

Why thank you good members. Silver greatly appreciates it. Did you know he also wears silver shoes?

I will not be sticking around once the original moderators return from their vacation. I am needed elsewhere.

Equipped? What do you mean by equipped? Like, equipped. . . with equipment?

Nellie of Narnia wrote:One question I would like to ask is:
Who is your favourite mod?

There is only one answer: me, myself, and I ... rented though I am.