The Unknown Revealed!
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!
Because ideas are a bit passive aggressive that way—if you really thought they were the best, then of course you'd be able to remember them without recording them! They're trying to test us to see what we truly think of them.
Why does the wind howl?
Why does the wind howl?
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The Rose-Tree Dryad - Posts: 4303
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Because it's carrying messages for wolves. (...I feel like I've answered this before? )
Who lives on Drury Lane?
Who lives on Drury Lane?
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Some days you just make soup.
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ValiantArcher - BC Head and G&B Mod
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The Muffin Man moved to Cheery Lane because too many confused his address with "Dreary Lane". Now the house is rented out to tourists who want to stay in the famous Muffin Man family home!
Why can you never get the same materials to fit when you pack them back into the box?
Why can you never get the same materials to fit when you pack them back into the box?
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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Entropy.
How do you get to the moon?
How do you get to the moon?
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Some days you just make soup.
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ValiantArcher - BC Head and G&B Mod
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With a barber's chair.
Why is time relative?
Why is time relative?
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ramagut - Mumsie Mod
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!
To allow you to savour certain times more than others!
Why is grass green?
Why is grass green?
Some days you battle yourself and other monsters.
Some days you just make soup.
Some days you just make soup.
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ValiantArcher - BC Head and G&B Mod
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Because it has very little life experience.
Why do you have to wait ages for a bus, and then three arrive all at once?
Why do you have to wait ages for a bus, and then three arrive all at once?
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King_Erlian - Posts: 1663
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Because one bus by itself gets lonely.
Why do we always run out of vital necessities on a holiday when the shops are shut?
Why do we always run out of vital necessities on a holiday when the shops are shut?
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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You forgot about it until too late!
Why do you walk into a room and immediately forget what you set out to do?
Why do you walk into a room and immediately forget what you set out to do?
"To the shining eastern sea, I give you Queen Lucy, the Valiant."
-Aslan, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie)
"Don't, die kids! Dying is bad for your heath!"
-My friend Alex
-Aslan, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie)
"Don't, die kids! Dying is bad for your heath!"
-My friend Alex
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QueenLucyTheValiant15 - Posts: 69
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To remind myself of the Hereafter.
Why doesn't it rain when people carry umbrellas with them?
Why doesn't it rain when people carry umbrellas with them?
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waggawerewolf27 - Posts: 8781
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Because rain is stubborn and refuses to come when it can't get someone who doesn't want to get wet. That's why you should always try to carry an umbrella, unless you live in an area with a drought.
Why do some people not like chocolate?(no offense to anyone who doesn't like it; I'm just wondering if someone can come up with a logical explanation.)
Why do some people not like chocolate?(no offense to anyone who doesn't like it; I'm just wondering if someone can come up with a logical explanation.)
"To the shining eastern sea, I give you Queen Lucy, the Valiant."
-Aslan, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie)
"Don't, die kids! Dying is bad for your heath!"
-My friend Alex
-Aslan, The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe (movie)
"Don't, die kids! Dying is bad for your heath!"
-My friend Alex
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QueenLucyTheValiant15 - Posts: 69
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Speaking for myself, I find that if I have more than a small amount of chocolate I start to feel sick. I do like the taste, though. Incidentally, did you know that chocolate is toxic to humans? You need to eat at least 10 kg (22 pounds) in one go for it to kill you, though.
Why do the traffic reports on the radio never mention the traffic queue that you're stuck in?
Why do the traffic reports on the radio never mention the traffic queue that you're stuck in?
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King_Erlian - Posts: 1663
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Because they figure you already know about that, so why would they need to tell you about it?
Why does it always rain on a day you've planned to do an outdoor activity (like camping, moving, etc.)?
Why does it always rain on a day you've planned to do an outdoor activity (like camping, moving, etc.)?
N-Web sis of stardf, _Rillian_, & jerenda
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
Proud to be Sirya the Madcap Siren
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Ryadian - Posts: 12304
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It doesn't; you just notice those rainy days since you were hoping it wouldn't rain.
Why does your little toe itch when you are driving?
Why does your little toe itch when you are driving?
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Valiant_Nymph - Posts: 610
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!
For the same reason your nose itches once you've put on gloves!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May showers bring?
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May showers bring?
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ramagut - Mumsie Mod
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Re: The Unknown Revealed!
Afternoons with tea and books
Why do we shake hand when we meet? (As Mr. Tumnus asks).
Why do we shake hand when we meet? (As Mr. Tumnus asks).
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