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Re: Destroy Bob the Blob!!!!

Postby Meltintalle » Jul 26, 2014 8:07 am

the tall creatures panicked. Meltintalle ran for a zookeeper, not wanting to anyone to get hurt, and didn't notice that Bob the Blob was now following her...
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Re: Destroy Bob the Blob!!!!

Postby aileth » Jul 26, 2014 8:47 am

She began shouting at the keeper, when Aileth noticed that Bob the Blob was sinisterly oozing after Melty. He was about to leap when...
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Re: Destroy Bob the Blob!!!!

Postby Meltintalle » Jul 26, 2014 9:37 am

Meltintalle tripped over her own two feet, which caused Bob the Blob to sail over her head. Thinking quickly, Mel grabbed at Bob's slippery shape, but...
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Re: Destroy Bob the Blob!!!!

Postby aileth » Jul 26, 2014 9:40 am

just missed him. He landed smack-dab on top of Aileth instead, and then leaped away as she bit him. Before she could get the taste out of her mouth...
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Re: Destroy Bob the Blob!!!!

Postby Nellie of Narnia » Jul 26, 2014 2:25 pm

Nellie came up from behind with a frying pan, lifted it to hit him with it, brought it down, and just missed him. Then, ...
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Re: Destroy Bob the Blob!!!!

Postby Meltintalle » Jul 26, 2014 2:36 pm

the unceasing drama really got to Meltintalle and she began to cry. Bob the Blob stopped in his tracks, momentarily fascinated by the sight, so...
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Re: Destroy Bob the Blob!!!!

Postby Nellie of Narnia » Jul 26, 2014 2:52 pm

Nellie put on her Invisibility Cloak and started towards him with a piece of raw spaghetti noodle, specially thickened for the purpose of destroying Bob once and for all. She poked him multiple times, only to realize his tough green hide wouldn't be penetrated, so she called her NWeb friends to help, and...
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Re: Destroy Bob the Blob!!!!

Postby Meltintalle » Jul 26, 2014 3:55 pm

Meltintalle and the zookeeper came galloping to Nellie's aid. However, the giraffes munched on the noodle and despite their efforts Bob...
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Re: Destroy Bob the Blob!!!!

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 26, 2014 5:10 pm

went down a giraffe's neck. Wagga called Bondi Vet's Chris Brown who had to operate on the giraffe, to remove Bob the Blob, and to see that the giraffe recovered well. Narniawebbers accompanied the television crew which filmed the giraffe's treatment, and when they noticed how battered and sore Meltintalle was, they sent her to RPA's emergency department, where her treatment was televised as well. Now everyone was convinced.....
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Re: Destroy Bob the Blob!!!!

Postby aileth » Jul 26, 2014 5:59 pm

that Bob the Blob was invincible, but Aileth remembered a Bob Munsch story and grabbed a bar of soap. But before she could...
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Re: Destroy Bob the Blob!!!!

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 26, 2014 6:07 pm

put her plan into action, she dropped the soap. Wagga slipped on the soap and broke a knee or two. Bob the Blob meanwhile removed himself to the middle of the Sydney Harbour Bridge, where he calmly watched a movie about his own exploits in the middle of summer. Narniawebbers...
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Re: Destroy Bob the Blob!!!!

Postby Meltintalle » Jul 26, 2014 6:57 pm

wrote an epic sequel called The Revenge of Bob the Blob which opened in Meltintalle's hospital room. The cast and crew gathered at the premier hoping that Bob would be there. A long black limo drove up and...
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Re: Destroy Bob the Blob!!!!

Postby aileth » Jul 26, 2014 8:44 pm

sure enough, out popped Bob the Blob and a whole bunch of little Bloblets. Aileth shrieked with dismay and all the Narniawebbers turned on her with menacing yells. But before...
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Re: Destroy Bob the Blob!!!!

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Jul 26, 2014 9:12 pm

it got too nasty for aileth, along came every rugby league player in the National competition (NRL) crying gleefully "Footballs"! And so Bob the Blob was forced to protect his crying little bloblets. Meanwhile Wagga tried sprinkling sodium hydroxide, a powerful alkali, on Bob......
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Re: Destroy Bob the Blob!!!!

Postby Meltintalle » Aug 21, 2014 2:30 pm

which only gave Bob a new pattern on his blobbish back. Meltintalle was struck by the design and wanted Bob to sign a modeling contract but...
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Re: Destroy Bob the Blob!!!!

Postby King_Erlian » Aug 22, 2014 1:33 am

...the Bloblets jumped onto Bob's back and were absorbed into his body, healing the burn and making the pattern disappear. Bob, now stronger than ever, stretched himself up to a great height and prepared to swoop down and cover the NarniaWebbers. However King_Erlian, having been swallowed by Bob earlier, found he had developed a degree of telepathic contact with Bob's thoughts and knew what Bob was planning. So King_Erlian...
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