Funny Stuff Blog

[ramagut]

And back by popular demand...Funny Stuff Blog!!

This is the place for funny pictures, jokes, funny stories, anything that has made you laugh that you want to share with others!

RULES:
1. ALL posts must follow general forum rules, especially being family friendly. If you post something offensive, it will be deleted.
2. Some of the pictures we see over and over again--make sure that what you are posting was not already posted by someone else in this blog.
3. Have fun!

EXAMPLES:
Do you really need examples?

[Ithilwen]

Some favorite Youtube vids of mine.











~Riella

[MinotaurforAslan]

This is the best topic ever!

Here's one particular youtube video that I found hilarious. I'll add more to this post later

[Liberty Hoffman]

[Miss Rosario]

I read this story somewhere the other day.

A man was looking for a job and noticed that there was an opening at the local zoo. He inquired about the job and discovered that the zoo had a very unusual position that they wanted to fill. Apparently their gorilla had died, and until they could get a new one, they needed someone to dress up in a gorilla suit and act like a gorilla for a few days. He was to just sit, eat, and sleep. His identity would be kept a secret of course. Thanks to a very fine gorilla suit, no one would be the wiser. The zoo offered good pay for this job, so the man decided to do it. He tried on the suit and sure enough, he looked just like a gorilla.

They led him to the cage; he took a position at the back of the cage and pretended to sleep. But after a while, he got tired of sitting so he walked around a little bit, jumped up and down and tried a few gorilla noises. The people who were watching him seemed to really like that. When he would move or jump around, they would clap and cheer and throw him peanuts. And the man loved peanuts. So he jumped around some more and tried climbing a tree.

That seemed to really get the crowd excited. They threw more peanuts. Playing to the crowd, he grabbed a vine and swung from one side of the cage to the other. The people loved it and threw more peanuts.

"Wow, this is great!" he thought. He swung higher, and the crowd grew bigger. He continued to swing on the vine, getting higher and higher and then all of a sudden, the vine broke! He swung up and out of the cage, landing in the lion’s cage that was next door.

He panicked. There was a huge lion not twenty feet away, and it looked very hungry. So the man in the gorilla suit started jumping up and down, screaming and yelling, “Help, help! Get me out of here! I’m not really a gorilla! I’m a man in a gorilla suit! Heeellp!”

The lion quickly pounced on the man, held him down and said, “Shut up, you’re going to get both of us fired!"

[ramagut]

Wonderful, hilarious stuff everyone!!!

Kudos to Ithilwen; Murdock and I WANT TRASH BAGS!!!! I love the A-Team! And that is especially one of my favorites!

[stargazer]

That 'worst movie trailer ever' video above reminded me of this humorous clip that came out when LOST was still on the air. It helps to be familiar with the show, but really it can be enjoyed as a takeoff on those frequent ads on television for prescription medication:



And there have been some great Super Bowl ads over the years, but this one remains among my favorites - I love the ending. (Don't be intimidated by that closeup of the eyeball!)

[ramagut]

This is what I do to my animals.

[Liberty Hoffman]

[narnian_at_heart]

Yay, this topic is back!!

I love that tabasco ad.

[stargazer]

Now that summer has reluctantly arrived in the mid-northern latitudes, I thought I'd dust off a couple winter-themed pics that made the rounds here a few months ago when we were trying to break the season-snowfall record:

[ramagut]

Couldn't resist:

[ramagut]

Father's Lesson
A boy asks his father to explain the differences among irritation, aggravation, and frustration.
His father picks up the phone and dials a number at random. When the phone is answered, he asks, "Can I speak to Alf, please?"
"No! There's no one called Alf here," says the person who answered the phone.
His father hangs up. "That's irritation," he says.
He picks up the phone again, dials the same number, and asks for Alf a second time. "No-there's no one here called Alf. Go away. If you call again I shall telephone the police," the person says.
His father hangs up and says, "That's aggravation."
"Then what's frustration?" asks his son. The father picks up the phone and dials the same number a third time.
"Hello, this is Alf. Have I received any phone calls?" he asks casually.

The Church Plaque
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The seven-year- old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, son."
"Good morning pastor" replied the young man, focused on the plaque.
"Sir, what is this?" Little Johnny asked.
"Well son, these are all the people who have died in the service," replied the pastor.
Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Little Johnny's voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly, "Which one, sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30 service?"

[Liberty Hoffman]

[Quinlin]

These are all hilarious!! Libby, I love those!

Here's something I thought was quite funny! Enjoy!

Arrest at JFK International Airport:

NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.
Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while
in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule,
and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez said
he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He
did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with
carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Gonzalez said. "They desire solutions
by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of
absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer
to themselves as unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a
common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every
country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3
sides to every triangle.'

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
wanted us to have better Weapons of Math Instruction, He would have
given us more fingers and toes."

[Liberty Hoffman]