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sent an emergency call to wolfloversk who quickly ported all the Narniawebbers into the forest on the other end of the server thanks to her magical teleportation device (which was an awesome birthday gift) before he could get them. Unfortunately, Bob the Blob...

had already been fooled by that trick thrice this week, and now knew how to vibrate his gelatinous from at the precise frequency of the teleportation device, following the group. But Astro, who had come with Wolf, was lying in wait in case just such an event occurred to vacuum the blob up with his portable hazmat shop vac. But as soon as Bob was contained...

...it found the "emergency escape button" in the vacuum, and escaped by pressing it. It teleported it into NarnianMonkey's front yard, who pulled out the largest cartoony and cheesy whack-a-mole hammer he had to whack it back towards the direction it came from (he had a scanning device to tell where it was a few seconds before it teleported). However, as it was flying through the air...

...a large bird of prey swallowed Bob whole. Bob then oozed from the bird's stomach to its brain, and his superior intelligence easily overcame the bird's primitive mind. Now Bob had the power of flight! His keen new eyes spotted the NarniaWebbers far below, and he...

picked out Wagga whom he particularly disliked, because of his bloblets being kicked around. He pounced on her, swallowed her and then spat her out over Sturt's Stony Desert, in the middle of which nobody could hear her screaming. Laughing evilly, he then...

turned on Meltintalle, also one of Bob's most pernicious adversaries. Having seen what happened to Wagga, she dove under a rock to avoid being grasped by Bob's bird talons, and dialed the number of a duck hunter for assistance in foiling the blob's latest plot. However, the duck hunter was away, so...

the NarniaWebbers wondered if any of them were armed and could shoot at Bob the Blob. Meanwhile, the distinctly unarmed Wagga, having managed to survive when a Waddi tree broke her fall, was wondering how the NarniaWebbers...

Wagga's husband arrived, to ask where in the world he should look for her. He hoped to bring Wagga home with her own lovely long heritage tulle wedding veil edged with embroidered roses. "Would this bit of netting do to catch yon monster?" he asked. The startled Narniawebbers....

overhead he had recognised the wedding veil. Hovering above the trap, he squawked defiantly: "Fie diddly dee, A bachelor's life for me". Wagga's husband had vanished to continue looking for her, leaving the veil and his mobile phone behind. But with true aim.....

...the NarniaWebbers, having made a slingshot with the wedding veil and put the phone into it as the nearest thing to hand, flung the phone into the sky and hit Bob fair and square on the head. Bob then...

used the phone to call for a taxi to take him away to regroup. However, Meltintalle waved down the taxi and begged the driver to help them capture Bob so that when Bob got into the taxi...

...NarnianMonkey kicked the blob miles away using a super-blob-kicker 3000 (it's about time I found a use for it! ). The blob landed...

right on top of the outback tree which had saved Wagga's life. Wagga had long returned home, where she found her husband still looking for his mobile phone. She rang the number and Bob the Blob....