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Destroy the Blob Named Bob



This is Bob. Bob's a Blob.

Bob the Blob has been trying to takeover NarniaWeb and needs to be taught a lesson. So it's time to teach him a little lesson. Here's how it works.

Person 1: Bob the Blob was on the roof of a very large building, plotting to take over NarniaWeb, when suddenly.

DiGoRyKiRkE: DiGoRyKiRkE pushes him off the edge of the building towards a. . .

Ramagut: Large pointy carrot placed there by Ramagut! Bob the Blob is poked by the carrot, but slithers away until. . .

ValiantArcher: ValiantArcher comes along with an inflatable hammer and boinks Bob the Blob on the head! This seems successful until Bob the Blob morphs into a giant, forum eating, mutant. He starts to head towards NarniaWeb's server, until. . .

Etc. . .

RULES:
-Nothing Violent. Keep things fun and fanciful
-Make sure to include your own username in each of your posts
-General Forum Rules Apply

I'll start things off:

Bob the blob was creeping up out of a sewer drain. DiGs grabbed the manhole cover and walloped him into the next street, where Bob the blob lands on a. . .

... Rose, who uses a slingshot to pelt him with pieces of toffee, and sends him oozing in the direction of...

DiGs, who is still clutching onto the manhole cover. Using it as a shield, he flattens Bob the Blob, who merely slithers away towards. . .

... Rose again, who tackles him, but soon finds that Bob the Blob is so elastic that she bounces right back off and careens into a fruit stand. Meanwhile, Bob rolls into a bank, and sees...

Meltintalle reading a book entitled How to Contain Blobs: A User-Friendly Manual. Bob dives for cover underneath...

the counter, when DiGs comes in and starts pelting rolls of money at Bob the Blob. He laughs, starts eating the money and then jumps into the bunny tube, launching him outside where. . .

King_Erlian was practising his singing. The sound was so awful that it sent Bob scurrying away as fast as his blobby legs could carry him, when...

Meltintalle jumped on her bike and went after Bob armed with all the shiny tricks she'd been reading about. Unfortunately for her, Bob regurgitated some of the coins DiGs had thrown at him and the rolling money made her swerve and loose control of the bike. Just then...

... the remains of the fruit stand Rose crashed into earlier where she had since built a barricade out of a smashed cart. She began pelting him with pieces of fruit, but the banana peels littering the asphalt only caused Bob to slip-slide away into...

street and down into the sewers. DiGs and the others followed him down into the sewers, where Bob was busy coercing a group of sewer gators into helping him destroy the forum! Throwing spare bricks at the group of evil-doers did nothing but anger them, which is when they started. . .

...to chew through the pillars supporting the roof of the sewer. If they had managed to complete their task, the ceiling would have collapsed on top of our heroes, but King_Erlian struck up a rousing rendition of "When The Night Wind Howls" from "Ruddigore". The top note was at the exact resonant frequency of the pillars, causing them to crumble, so the ceiling collapsed on the monsters instead. Bob slithered out from under the rubble and shot off down the tunnel, just as...

Meltintalle reappeared, this time with a butterfly net. But blobs are not butterflies, and so...

Bob the blob ruined the butterfly net by jamming up the mesh net. Wagga found a bucket and emptied Bob the blob inside it, filling it with various acidic solutions to try to dissolve him in it. But...

... the acid only succeeded in melting the bucket, allowing Bob the Blog to slither off and make his getaway on Rose's skateboard, heading in the direction of...