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Fortunately, after dreading his trip through the prisons, the government inspector was offered tea and had a nice day after all.

Unfortunately there were those in the community who said that the Governor Inspector, the prisoners, and warders weren't supposed to have any enjoyable days in prison.

Fortunately, nobody listened to them.

Unfortunately, there still weren't a lot of pleasant days in prison for anyone involved.

Fortunately, someone told the prisoners that if people learned to be nice to each other that even in prison life could be much more pleasant for everyone.

Unfortunately, dinner that night was cold oatmeal, so nobody enjoyed it.

Fortunately, one of the prisoners was a reasonably good cook so volunteered to organize better meals

Unfortunately, he lost his recipe book during a prison break.

Fortunately that didn't matter because none of the prisoners could read very well.

Unfortunately, though they all tried to remember ingredients for their favorite dishes, they couldn't put together a square meal.

Fortunately at least one prisoner remembered watching how his mother cooked nice meals for her family without ever getting the chance to learn to read, herself.

Unfortunately, the prisoners were in the mood for takeout.

Fortunately, the guards also were in the mood to eat take-away dinners, so they organised a supply of microwaveable frozen dinners for everyone.

Unfortunately, the supply of frozen dinners was spotted from orbit by hungry astronauts who then spent a great deal of time knotting together fishing line and adjusting their orbit speed so that they could purloin the entire stack.

Fortunately, the government established a MacDonald's franchise, to organise feeding the prisoners.

Unfortunately, the astronauts landed their shuttle in the drive-thru.