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Fortunately, those particular prisons had been luxury gaol accommodation for some high profile and very wealthy criminal types who had placed TVs, ensuites and bookshelves in every cell they were forced to inhabit.

Unfortunately, that did not solve the issue of detrimental prison culture.

Fortunately, the inmates were keen to sample plans to turn such buildings into live-in graphic and performing art colleges.

Unfortunately the inmates also found the buildings were suitable to use electronic equipment to hack into important overseas sites.

Fortunately there remained enough of the prison atmosphere for supervisors to switch off the electricity and confiscate all computers and ipads

Unfortunately, without the electricity on to power the security systems, a number of prisoners escaped.

Fortunately, the escaped prisoners were easily caught when the police offered them cups of tea and chocolate bikkies.

Unfortunately, the supply of tea and chocolate bikkies ran out before all the prisoners were rounded up.

Unfortunately those affected had to wait until the delivery van arrived with supplies due to the isolation of the prison premises.

Fortunately, the delivery van arrived on schedule and with extra goodies.

Unfortunately some of the people who had to make do with chocolate Delta creams rather than munching delicious Tim Tams complained they weren't being fairly treated.

Fortunately one of those disappointed people found several cases of Tim Tams hidden in the delivery van.

Unfortunately some people were allergic to the mainly peanut butter flavoured Tim-Tams which were left in the van.

Fortunately, no one who was allergic had any.

Unfortunately, the idea that poor ickle prisoners might fall ill, due to being supplied with lovely scrumptious Tim-Tams, caused a government inquiry into the way prisons were run.