Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Posted: Jul 21, 2014 12:01 pmUnfortunately, someone accidently spills a pitcher of water all over your work an it gets soaked and ruined
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Posted: Jul 21, 2014 12:01 pmRe: Fortunately/Unfortunately
Posted: Jul 21, 2014 12:02 pmFortunately, the person who gave you the paperwork was very thorough, so you have backup copies of everything.
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Posted: Jul 21, 2014 12:11 pmUnfortunately, by the time you're able to mail the paperwork, it's already too late and they've set a band of raging animal rights bandits to come collect you.
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Posted: Jul 21, 2014 12:26 pmFortunately, your lawyer appears with proof that the elephant was, in fact, imported legally, so all this hassle was totally unnecessary.
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Posted: Jul 21, 2014 12:39 pmUnfortunately, your lawyer has been disbarred from practicing law and can't help you.
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Posted: Jul 21, 2014 1:30 pmFortunately, something else has come up, so now the Royal Society is distracted and forgets about you.
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Posted: Jul 21, 2014 1:32 pmUnfortunately, the raging animal rights bandits haven't yet got the memo and are still coming to get you.
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Posted: Jul 21, 2014 2:31 pmFortunately, you're getting very practiced at evading hunters and you take a vacation in the Sierra Nevadas.
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Posted: Jul 21, 2014 6:12 pmFortunately it is snowing in the Sierra Nevadas and so any remaining hunters get bogged down in a snow-drift.
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Posted: Jul 21, 2014 7:11 pmUnfortunately you weren't prepared for that snow and now you're shivering in a cave.
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Posted: Jul 22, 2014 3:39 amFortunately it is warmer as you go further in the cave, and you always carry a torch with you as you wonder at the stalactites & stalagmites.
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Posted: Jul 22, 2014 9:56 amUnfortunately, your torch blows out with a sudden gust of wind and not seeing the path before you, you plummet into a giant pit.
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Posted: Jul 22, 2014 1:21 pmFortunately, you land on something big and soft and aren't injured from the fall.
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Posted: Jul 23, 2014 9:08 amUnfortunately, it is a very angry bear.
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Posted: Jul 23, 2014 9:19 amFortunately, it was hibernating and so you can scramble into a crawl space and listen to it growl about people not looking where they were going.
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Posted: Jul 24, 2014 3:21 amUnfortunately, the bear sinks back into a deep slumber and the radiated warmth of its body lulls you into a much needed sleep as well, before you can escape.