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by **waggawerewolf27** » Apr 03, 2015 3:42 am

Unfortunately the cure involves being in quarantine for at least six weeks.

by **Quinlin** » May 13, 2015 1:29 pm

Fortunately, your favourite musicians come to entertain you from the other side of the glass windowed quarantine room.

by **waggawerewolf27** » May 13, 2015 4:14 pm

Unfortunately all that music played at loud volume leaves you completely deafened.

by **wolfloversk** » May 14, 2015 1:54 pm

Fortunately the doctor said the deafness is temporary and your hearing should return to normal in a few weeks.

by **waggawerewolf27** » May 14, 2015 3:20 pm

Unfortunately, the deafness will return to plague you as you grow older

Website · by **DamselJillPole** » May 21, 2015 1:37 am

Fortunately, they prove to have a cure for the deafness by then.

by **ValiantArcher** » Jun 14, 2015 1:36 pm

Unfortunately, it will be an expensive cure.

by **Meltintalle** » Jun 17, 2015 1:35 pm

Fortunately, you have just found a treasure map in your attic and look forward to not worrying about money in the future!

by **waggawerewolf27** » Jun 17, 2015 3:47 pm

Unfortunately it was a map you and your bratty cousin made up together when you were in primary school and there is no real treasure to be found.

by **Movie Aristotle** » Jun 18, 2015 6:01 pm

Fortunately, a scan leaked to the internet inspired a real pirate to bury treasure in the exact same location.

by **waggawerewolf27** » Jun 19, 2015 12:59 am

Unfortunately, that pirate of a cousin who helped to draw the original map, got there first.

by **wolfloversk** » Jun 26, 2015 8:18 am

Fortunately, he was willing to share.

by **Meltintalle** » Jun 27, 2015 7:52 pm

Unfortunately, lawyers became involved and the majority of the treasure went to fund a sanctuary for snails.

by **coracle** » Jun 27, 2015 8:00 pm

Fortunately the extent of the treasure was so great that you were able to share it and still buy a mansion in the countryside.

by **wolfloversk** » Jun 28, 2015 11:13 pm

Unfortunately, that mansion happens to be haunted by the endangered snails' dead ancestors

by **Meltintalle** » Jun 29, 2015 8:30 am

Fortunately you have Ghostbusters on speed-dial.

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