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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Sep 05, 2017 9:42 pm

Fortunately, the government, being the government, mustered all our armed forces to seize the shuttle and intern the astronauts because they didn't have correctly stamped passports with the correct visas.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Movie Aristotle » Sep 11, 2017 6:18 pm

Unfortunately, the government took three months to do so.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Sep 12, 2017 12:02 am

Fortunately, the shuttle was inoperable because it didn't fit through the driveway and the local police and prison guards had no difficulty imprisoning the astronauts.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Movie Aristotle » Sep 13, 2017 6:38 pm

Unfortunately, the astronauts and the other prisoners now all had to go without supper that night.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Sep 13, 2017 7:41 pm

Fortunately, poor ickle prisoners cannot be treated inhumanely and so the Prison Governor arranged to deliver by helicopter enough pizzas to feed everyone.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Meltintalle » Sep 25, 2017 9:26 am

Unfortunately, once everyone was fed, they discovered that the pizza boxes made good lock-picks and the prisoners and astronauts recovered the shuttle and headed off into outer space where there was no police jurisdiction while the Prison Governor was called up to explain how everything went so very, very wrong while he was in charge.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Sep 25, 2017 2:13 pm

Fortunately, the prison governor was very relieved to be relieved of his duties, and after pointing out that three months is an unacceptably long wait for the government to organize itself, went off to do something useful like disaster relief.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Movie Aristotle » Dec 22, 2017 11:02 pm

Unfortunately, one disaster that he couldn't help with was the spaceship crash-landing on a foreign planet.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Dec 23, 2017 6:12 pm

Fortunately, what happens on a far distant planet, even if it is the same galaxy, to a bunch of runaway astronauts accompanying a mob of convicts, supplied with nothing more than left over pizza, isn't likely to be the problem of anyone back on Earth.
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