Fortunately/Unfortunately

[waggawerewolf27]

Unfortunately the Welsh Rugby Union team is upset at the fate of its original national flag and challenges the dragon to participate in a Rugby contest.

[Movie Aristotle]

Fortunately the dragon was an expert Rugby player in college and still has the uniform.

[waggawerewolf27]

Unfortunately, the dragon, being so good at rugby, is likely to eat the opposing rugby union team for breakfast.

[Meltintalle]

Fortunately, the match sponsors cater a big breakfast for both sides before the game.

[ValiantPevensie4]

Unfortunately, the eggs were bad and made everyone ill.

[waggawerewolf27]

Fortunately with all that illness, everyone forgot the words in Welsh to the Welsh anthem and so they called off the game.

[The Rose-Tree Dryad]

Unfortunately, the spectators are very upset about the cancelled match and are threatening to riot.

[waggawerewolf27]

Fortunately, the players recovered, the deferred game was played, though a little late, and the spectators could sing both anthems in English.

[The Rose-Tree Dryad]

Unfortunately, the dragon has been called foul for rough play and is now very, very upset.

[waggawerewolf27]

Fortunately the spectators staged an impromptu eisteddfod, and all that singing and music sent the dragon to sleep.

[Quinlin]

Unfortunately, not all the spectators were very practiced in music, so a thundering brawl broke out when some played and sang out of tune.

[waggawerewolf27]

Fortunately a mob of Australians yelled Aussie Aussie Oy Oy Oy, and so everyone was too busy yelling along to carry on brawling.

[The Rose-Tree Dryad]

Unfortunately, everyone in the crowd developed laryngitis due to all of the vocalizing.

[waggawerewolf27]

Fortunately, the game progressed quietly whilst the dragon fell asleep again, snugly dreaming of kangaroos, wallabies and 47C temperatures in the Pilbara.

[Quinlin]

Unfortunately, suddenly everything the dragon was dreaming about transpired, so dozens of kangaroos and wallabies hopped into the crowd, that now baked in the wildly hot weather.

[ValiantPevensie4]

Fortunately, a trained and highly skilled professional kangaroo and wallaby catcher was in the crowd and quickly gathered them into his large van.