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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Sep 05, 2017 9:42 pm

Fortunately, the government, being the government, mustered all our armed forces to seize the shuttle and intern the astronauts because they didn't have correctly stamped passports with the correct visas.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Movie Aristotle » Sep 11, 2017 6:18 pm

Unfortunately, the government took three months to do so.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Sep 12, 2017 12:02 am

Fortunately, the shuttle was inoperable because it didn't fit through the driveway and the local police and prison guards had no difficulty imprisoning the astronauts.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Movie Aristotle » Sep 13, 2017 6:38 pm

Unfortunately, the astronauts and the other prisoners now all had to go without supper that night.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Sep 13, 2017 7:41 pm

Fortunately, poor ickle prisoners cannot be treated inhumanely and so the Prison Governor arranged to deliver by helicopter enough pizzas to feed everyone.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Meltintalle » Sep 25, 2017 9:26 am

Unfortunately, once everyone was fed, they discovered that the pizza boxes made good lock-picks and the prisoners and astronauts recovered the shuttle and headed off into outer space where there was no police jurisdiction while the Prison Governor was called up to explain how everything went so very, very wrong while he was in charge.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Sep 25, 2017 2:13 pm

Fortunately, the prison governor was very relieved to be relieved of his duties, and after pointing out that three months is an unacceptably long wait for the government to organize itself, went off to do something useful like disaster relief.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Movie Aristotle » Dec 22, 2017 11:02 pm

Unfortunately, one disaster that he couldn't help with was the spaceship crash-landing on a foreign planet.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby waggawerewolf27 » Dec 23, 2017 6:12 pm

Fortunately, what happens on a far distant planet, even if it is the same galaxy, to a bunch of runaway astronauts accompanying a mob of convicts, supplied with nothing more than left over pizza, isn't likely to be the problem of anyone back on Earth.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Ryadian » May 05, 2018 3:35 pm

Unfortunately, the inhabitants of that foreign planet discover Earth's apathetic response to this disaster, and begin plotting their revenge.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby ValiantArcher » May 05, 2018 3:41 pm

Fortunately, cooler minds prevailed, and earth inhabitants were given a chance to learn about and respond appropriately to the disaster.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Ryadian » May 05, 2018 4:28 pm

Unfortunately, the message informing them of this was mis-translated, and it was believed to be just a cat walking across a keyboard.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Valiant_Nymph » May 05, 2018 5:57 pm

Fortunately, it turned out to be a talking cat, and it corrected the translation.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby Meltintalle » May 06, 2018 6:49 pm

Unfortunately, the talking cat then had to deal with becoming a celebrity and having its every move documented by paparazzi.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby QueenLucyTheValiant15 » May 06, 2018 8:53 pm

Fortunately, the talking cat knew a bunch of normal cats that could help him get away from the crowds.
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Re: Fortunately/Unfortunately

Postby waggawerewolf27 » May 06, 2018 10:59 pm

Unfortunately on Earth people were far too interested in talking cats, cats that think they can talk and other cute felines, who never shut up, to be worried about a bunch of exiled prisoners in a land far, far away, and goodness knows where.
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